“On a lightly clouded sunday afternoon the Couronne Cæurs clashed with the Albion Secrets at a packed Stade de Bretonnie with 65000 screaming fans seated, awaiting the first game in the OBC-north.

The Secrets started on offence and set up a thin line, and strong widezones against the Cæurs standart 3-4-4 formation. Hernan Artxexe kicked the football, and it landed just behind the Secrets' weak line. Desperately trying to bring the ball away from the looming Ogro M'Ombro Hephastas missed the vital pickup in the games first minute. The Cæurs' Quarterback, Francois Chambriard-Victorienne, seized the football and started rushing for the Secrets' endzone in a strong cage of two blitzers and M'Ombro. Unfortunately for the Cæurs Kablowski of the Secrets burst through the cage just as it was formed and smothered Victorienne. In the following confusion Jens Jerommjies cleared a path to the ball, for Mieherenard to exploit, and he seized ball for the Cæurs once again. In the meantime Stafnski of the Secrets streched a little bit far in his effort to reach the action on the line. He tripped, landed on a sharp, sharp bretonnian rock and had his belly slit up and died from the wound on the way out of the pitch. Back with the ball Kablowski was not intent on letting the Cæurs have it and continued his rage on the Line of Scrimmage laying down Mieherenard and freeing the ball. This time an elf came to it first. Ignatius grabbed the football under the nose of Victorienne, who had recovered from Kablowskis tackle, and pulled two feints on Robert Parez, the last man between him and the endzone. Unfortunately for him, Ignatius failed to pull of the last spin-move and Parez brought him down and set a counterattack in motion. Taking catcher Hernandoza and fellow blitzer Gaston d'Ammeliére, he raced down the unprotected left flank of the pitch. The ball was given to Ammeliére who threw two break tackles and stood firm against three last-ditch tackles from the Secrets urging back to prevent him from scoring...but in the end D'Ammeliére could take the football dancing into the endzone after a 19 squares rush five minutes before half time!
The second half started with the kick going deep into the Cæurs half of the pitch. Victorienne seized it and moved upfield with a small cage of Djembe and Artxexe. With M'Ombro picking his nose the Secrets tried to make a menace on the line of scrimmage, but they failed and where caught up by Parez and Jerommjies who screened for Victoriennes cago who passed the line in the left widezone. Hernandoza was feinting Caligua deep inside the Secrets' zone, but the Secrets didnt realize the danger of Victorienne until the entire Cæurs line had angled 90 degrees to block the teams access to the left side of the pitch where Victorienne was spurting for the endzone. The Cæurs formed a large cage 'round him and though Caligua tried a desperate last ditch pickup in the endzone, when Victorienne missed a pass to Hernandoza, he could prevent Victorienne from running into the Secrets endzone making it 2-0, and finishing a 22 square run!
The last drive gave the SEcrets some fifteen minutes to preserve their honour, but the long passing game failed, and the game ended 2-0, 2-0 to the Cæurs to the loud enjoyment of the fans!

Interviewer: "Any comments on the game coach Überbögen?"
Überbögen: "J'wohl, I will like to sprechen to my boys das they made a good game heute. But ich weiss nicht if it was their level - I think we can uns ein bitchen besser machen."
I: "And your MoM Artxexe?"
Ü: "Well, Hernan is my guy on diese bahne. Hes a hard tackler, hes got the tactical insight and he holds die linie together heute. Ein gutes spieler, nicht wah?"
I: "thank you"
Ü: "youre welcome"”