“"Look, while its an undeniable fact that we in fact lost, we're not happy conceding the fact this these...lizards were in any way responsible. In fact, after careful consultation with several of our most learned arcane experts, we've determined that the blood rites we've been performing both before and after each game have angered several of the more important unearthly deities we routinely worship."

"No really, its nothing to do with us. Like a group of grey scaled, addle minded jungle vermin could really beat us if they didn't have the might of the dread lords guiding their hand? Lets be serious here. "

"There has been some commentary on the performance of our Thrower in this match, who seemed unable to pick up or accurately throw the ball at any time. Let me just stress that our Rehabilitation Coaches are explaining the problems with his performance right now, and we're confident the majority of the burns will have healed by the time our next game comes around."

- Assistant Apologist for the Eornin Red Wings

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I think its safe to say I got pretty badly reamed here. I had Skinks in my face from day one, and a combination of some pretty awful rolling and idiot play on my part, as well as having half my team in the dug-out for a long time, lent to my defeat. The moral of this story is; Kill the Skinks first.”