“I should have stayed away from playing this one. I have no idea why, but my mind was out of the window when it came to coaching, and Nuffle didn't compensate either. That, combined with Skaven who take advantage of every weakness... And all hope of victory is lost. For the play-by-play, there's the replay. What I give you here is our personal Doctrine report.

What went wrong?

* We had no control, whatsoever. And that was at least partially to blame on my coaching ability of the day. Heck, I clicked 'Pass to Any Square' and threw the ball NEXT to the thrower. I've never made a misclick like that, and I'm still in shame. Yes, the coach has a bitter taste in his mouth from that, and he can't blame it on anyone else.

* But that was not all. I miscalculated squares, made sloppy cages... It was a disaster.

What went right?

* We managed a reasonably lucky score, to save a little bit of honour.

What have we learned?

Perhaps we should hire a new coach? Or at least, make sure he's feeling up to a game before looking for one!

Best Doctrine Performance:

Raluto; The Black Observer, for saving our skin and making that one touchdown.”