“One word for this game: Insane!!! That's how hard my boys were hitting, even killing his mighty treeman with a simple block by a non-clawed linerat. Yet could we capitalize on this obvious manpower advantage? Nope, the coach was an absolute moron on pitch today, continually throwing the ball right in the middle of his passblockers. Of course, the few times he played smart and tried to handoff instead or give a nice, safe pass, I still was rolling double-1's like crazy. Twice my gutter Sabre double-1 dropped a touchdown, the second time being returned for an elven score instead. Each side intercepted the other, multiple scores involved, much carnage...Nuffle must be pleased, so why aren't the fans? Barely any showed up in the first place, no more are gonna appear next time, and the ones who did show up were tightwads with their money and didn't buy as much cotton candy and sodapop as was hoped to generate revenue.

All in all, aside from continually kicking myself for my idiot moves (including forgetting to use the pro skill on my SV), and my opponent wishing he could reach through his computer monitor and strangle Katana for the one-rat-wrecking crew that he is, it was a highly enjoyable game vs a very skilled and fun coach. May we have many more games in the future...after your team has recovered a tad, that is...”