“This was a poor match in which the main talking point was the controversial tactic of goading on the touchdown line employed by Pet Sematary.

Coach Chainsaw refused to comment other than to say, "Their tactics were as poor as their spelling." When queried by a reporter on what could be said of his own tactics if the winning team's tactics were poor, Coach Chainsaw had to be held back by a rather bemused Sta'nac. Apparently the troll thought the Chainsaw had won and teammates had given up trying to explain that the team were playing in the other direction.

The only consolation for the Chainsaw was the ongoing display of rookie thrower Ku Kana who looks like he may last a little longer than his predecessors.”