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One of the new Ghouls, replacing the Nuzzling Necros' tremendously long lasting ghouls that seemed unkillable. In his previous life Deranged Groper was a criminal of the kind that everyone wants dead. Groping the way he did, it makes sense in the mind of the mob that chases him. The people like to see him hanged, quartered and watered on his dead body. Well, lesson learned: Deranged Groper even managed to grope the watering person, with his rump only having one arm and no legs. Of course Nuzzling Management saw the potential in this criminal and after restoring his body with his appendages, they put him through a hefty mental retraining program. Instead of groping just anyone or anything, he now goes for footballs. Slight nuance, big change!
Did You Know
that Deranged Groper never ever, after leaving the Nuzzling Official Retraining Initial Program (NORIP), groped someone for a reason other than trying to steal the football they are holding. Including last season's Top Scorer Trophy... whoopsy!