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Jersey Slinga
#3
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
7
B
171
P
0
F
0
G
28
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
7
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
Injuries
d
Skills
Block
Guard
A Jersey Sling, done properly, involves catching a fleeing opponent by the looser clothing around their neck, and then using their momentum to induce a sudden groundwards spiral dive, ideally spearing that oh so fragile collar-bone into the deck.
All time Twahnlow votes: 11
Jersey Slinga's completion wasn't some backfield SPP cheapie either. In his own words:
"Dis wierd lookin 'fing fell off dis elf wot one of da boyz was mashin'. I sez to meself...dem elves always up to summat wiv all 'dier fancy bitz an' bobs. So I goes to pick it up an' all. Funny lookin' levah fing it was too. Didn't look real tasty or nuffink. I barely get time to have a good lick an' fine out, when me mate Oncomin Truk starts screeeaaaamin' wiv all 'dis "Chuck it here" 'n dat. He was dead serious 'n all. So's I chucked it at 'is 'ead real 'ard like. For fun. Smarmy orc only catches it and buggers off wiv it 'n all. 'Ees quicker 'en me so I didn't bovva to chase 'im. And 'den all them punters up watchin' the fight only go off all completely ape ! I didn't even 'it nuffink. But they was well pleased with summat."
All time Twahnlow votes: 11
Jersey Slinga's completion wasn't some backfield SPP cheapie either. In his own words:
"Dis wierd lookin 'fing fell off dis elf wot one of da boyz was mashin'. I sez to meself...dem elves always up to summat wiv all 'dier fancy bitz an' bobs. So I goes to pick it up an' all. Funny lookin' levah fing it was too. Didn't look real tasty or nuffink. I barely get time to have a good lick an' fine out, when me mate Oncomin Truk starts screeeaaaamin' wiv all 'dis "Chuck it here" 'n dat. He was dead serious 'n all. So's I chucked it at 'is 'ead real 'ard like. For fun. Smarmy orc only catches it and buggers off wiv it 'n all. 'Ees quicker 'en me so I didn't bovva to chase 'im. And 'den all them punters up watchin' the fight only go off all completely ape ! I didn't even 'it nuffink. But they was well pleased with summat."
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-02-07
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-04-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-05-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-05-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-05-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-05-25
1
1
-
-
-
4
2006-07-26
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-08-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-09-14
-
-
-
2
-
4