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Mario Alvarez serves a 3 year jail sentence for assault, forgery and identity theft. The illegal immigrant got caught with a fake ID card and in desperation he tackled the police officer to the ground while trying to escape.
Alvarez is suffering from claustrophobia and finds his situation in prison untolerable. He earned his nickname because of his phenomenal speed and will hopefully be a good addition to the squad.
<b>Achievements & Happenings</b>
Scored a TD in the premier of Penal League II
Smashed his hand on a failed dodge vs Life Without Parole
Scored 2 TD's in the first round of the Penal League Play Off I
Missed the match vs Serial Killer Psychos due to the It Wasn't Me handicap
Missed a league match vs Nada Ma'am due to severe stomach problems
Missed the first round of Penal League Play Off II due to his niggling injury
<b>Matches missed due to niggling injuries:</b> 2