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[B] DeathClutch
Spite
#8
Beastman Runner
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
24
B
55
P
0
F
144
G
76
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
5
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
-av, -ma, -av, n, -st, d, m
Skills
Horns
Dirty Player (20k)
Kick (20k)
Sneaky Git (30k)
<b>Special Move:</b> Smashes the head of an opponent with a hoof. Aptly named the <b>"Hoofstomp."</b>

The infamous Beastman, Spite, has committed plenty of foul atrocities. He attacks haphazardly with no regard to his safety. Only wears a loincloth to the games so he can execute the "Hoofstomp" more effectively.

He has earned the right to die on the field like a true DeathClutch Hero. On game #82, he was finally killed.

<b>At time of Death-</b>

<b>Confirmed Kills:</b> 1
<b>Fouling Casualties:</b> 28

<b>Accolades:</b>

#5 Active Chaos Player with most Fouls in the BlackBox Division.

Game #2: Seriously injured by a Snow Troll from the Norse team, Pit Thunder. Apo not used for a Rookie and early in the game. In hindsight no one else got hurt so it would have been a good use.

Game #4: Almost killed Ragnar the Snow Troll from Hammer of Valhalla with a foul but he was Apo'ed successfully. He caught the ball on the game winning drive and scored to keep the win streak alive. Coach's Choice MVP.

Game #9: Dodged away and fouled a Blitzer from Alles ist die Sekte and badly hurt him.

Game #12: Turned down doubles to gain Dirty Player!

Game #14: Seriously injured a Berserker from Lo, Valhalla (MNG) with a foul. He was caught by the Ref and thrown out of the game.

Game #15: Three fouls and taunted Hrughtog (rr'ed a push just to knock Spite down, as a result, hobgoblin failed to pick up the ball) in the second half to force a turnover by the Chaos Dwarf.

Game #16: Needed him here the most and he lays an egg. Thrown out of the game on his very first foul and didn't even break armor. Piling on Storm Vermins laid waste to the team because of his failure.

Game #17: Four fouls with good assists and no casualties.

Game #18: Two fouls including one that badly hurt a Wardancer with Guard.

Game #19: Played well throwing three fouls before caught by the Ref. Key foul on the Superstar Vampire, Cesare Borgia "il Valentino", in the first half that almost killed him. Unfortunately, the Apothecary worked and the Vampire was saved.

Game #21: Seriously injured Apollyon with the "Hoofstomp." A Nurgle Rotter with AG/MA/Sure Hands. He hurt him so bad that the poor Rotter received a Niggling injury and a loss of movement.

Game #22: Played a pretty good game with four fouls before thrown out of the game. Handled two dangerous Skaven Blitzers from Moul-den Clan. Knocked out one with a "Hoofstomp" and seriously injured the other (MNG).

Game #24: Two fouls and two stuns against Dwarves. Thick head saved one of them.

Game #25: Two fouls (1,2 & 1,1). Failed to break armor both times with several assits then thrown out of the game. Useless this game but the team didn't need him.

Game #26: Two fouls and then thrown out of the game. No impact. Potentially disasterous game against a Nurgle team of CPOMB Specialists.

Game #27: Played a big game against the CPOMB players of WMD's in the Box. Knocked out several players and never got thrown out. Key to being able to tie the game up in the second half.

Game #28: One foul that seriously injured a Dwarf Blocker (-AG). Late in the game he was almost killed but the Apothecary worked.

Game #29: Thrown out on his first foul of the game when we needed him. Useless.

Game #31: Thrown out on his first foul and only for a KO.

Game #32: Almost killed a Dwarf Trollslayer that overextended himself with his first and only foul of the game. Thrown out despite of a bribe.

Game #33: Thrown out on his first foul again. For a knockout. What a useless player.

Game #34: Although he badly hurt a Nurgle Warrior his fouls were pretty weak for the most part.

Game #35: Two fouls and two KO's. He wasn't caught this time so not too bad.

Game #36: Seriously injured by a Bull Centaur from Caramello (-MV) when his fouls could not remove the player from the pitch. Apo not used due to a couple dangerous players on the other team.

Game #38: Seriously injured a Chaos Dwarf from LOLmyteam. He was thrown out of the game on his first and only foul. Fair trade this time around.

Game #40: Two fouls with plenty of assists and not even a stun (1,2 & 2,2). Thrown out of the game on this second foul. Useless player this game.

Game #41: One foul and out. Showed up by Venom.

Game #43: One foul and out for a stun. YOU ARE USELESS.

Game #45: One foul and out for a stun. YOU ARE SO USELESS.

Game #46: Seriously injured by a Chaos Dwarf from Los Barrigas (-AV). Apo not used on an injured player. In hindisght could have used it as no one else got hurt.

Game #48: "Hoofstomped" a Nurgle Warrior from PlanetPain Decaying and seriously injured it. Regeneration failed. Spite was thrown out for the foul. Good trade, he did his job and we got the win.

Game #51: "Hoofstomped" the Treeman of lackox True Grit and almost killed him. The apothecary worked, but three other Wood Elves were killed by his teammates.

Game #52: Had his chances to have a big game against Stinky Evil but only came up with a luke warm performance.

Game #53: "Hoofstomped" a downed Minotaur and seriously injured him but the Apothecary worked.

Game #54: Five fouls but only one caused a casualty. Needs more work on causing injuries. Another dissappointing game but at least he didn't get thrown out.

Game #56: One and done. (1,1)

Game #57: Knocked out a Mummy in the first half and stunned players on his next three fouls before the Wishmaster had seen enough.

Game #58: "Hoofstomped" an Amazon player and badly hurt her on his second attempt. Thrown out of the game for it.

Game #59: Killed Fred, a Rookie Hobgoblin from Dwarven Outcasts. "Hoofstomped" the agile Bull Centaur, Frederick Stronghammer and seriously injured him (-AG). Stopped Frederick from making any more miracle plays by breaking his leg late in the second half. Coach Icesmooth was so angry he called Spite a "F----r." For those actions, he is selected as the Coach's Choice MVP!! Fittingly he also gained Sneaky Git skills after the match. :D

Game #60: "Hoofstomped" a dangerous Skaven Blitzer and seriously injured him, but the Apothecary worked.

Game #61: "Hoofstomped" a dangerous Norse Blitzer and badly hurt him. Thrown out of the game for it.

Game #62: Thrown out for his first foul on the Chaos Pact Troll.

Game #63: Did very well on his first foul of the game when he badly hurt a strong CPOMB Beastman from WMD's in the Box. Referee would throw him out of the game but it was a good swap.

Game #64: Five fouls with three stuns and two KO's. A pretty weak showing.

Game #65: "Hoofstomped" a dangerous Beastman from No Comment and seriously injured him (niggling). He was thrown out of the game for the blatant foul but he did his job.

Game #66: "Hoofstomped" the Minotaur from Chosen by Slaanesh and badly hurt him. Thrown out of the game for it.

Game #67: "Hoofstomped" a Dwarf Blocker from Whisky Tears and seriously injured him (niggling). Ref caught him and threw him out of the game.

Game #68: "Hoofstomped" a Chaos Dwarf from Best of Band and badly hurt him. He committed five fouls and was thrown out for the last one only stunning his victim. Overall, not a bad job.

Game #69: Three fouls with two being stuns and one a KO.

Game #70: Badly hurt a Blodging Guarding multi-purpose Chaos Dwarf with a block. This started the chain reaction as his team woke up and began to dominate the other team. Also committed three fouls with two stuns and one KO. Coach's Choice MVP.

Game #71: What a shit performance. Needed him to step up against a team loaded with dirty players and he comes up lame. Two fouls that didn't do anything and a stun for which he was thrown out for.

Game #72: "Hoofstomped" a Troll Slayer and seriously injured him. Two fouls didn't break armor but the third times the charm.

Game #73: "Hoofstomped" a CPOMB Beastman in the first half and badly hurt him. He took a shot from a CMB Beastman and was seriously injured (niggling). Apo not used as the opponent had many dangerous players left. In hindsight Apo should have been used as no one else got hurt. Coach's Choice MVP.

Game #75: Seriously injured a player from the Nurgle team Spam Filter. Apo had already failed on Onslaught. (-ST)

Game #77: Three fouls in the first half and couldn't break armor. "Hoofstomped" a Minotaur in the second half and seriously injured him but the Apo worked.

Game #80: Nine fouls but only one KO and almost killed a Dark Elf Renegade.

Game #81: Five fouls and all were fucking weaksauce. Got outfouled by a Zombie that didn't need assists to injure or knockout a player.

Game #82: Killed by a Blodging Beastman from the Chaos team Stoopid Maff. RIP HERO!












Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-05-18
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-05-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-06-08
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-06-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-06-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-06-30
-
-
-
1
1
7
2011-07-15
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-07-16
-
-
-
-
1
5