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Go, Go, Girls
P [L] Elven Union

These fierce ladies are determined to show that their sons, brothers, cousins, uncles, nephews, husbands and any other male relative, pale in comparison to their super skills. While lacking the armour of their High or Dark cousins, or the speed of their Wooden brethern, the G.G.G. are ready for action and ready for blood!

The G.G.G. played their first game against the foul Rotters squad Corpse Machine. A hideous start saw lineswoman Honeyblossom murdered by Beastman the Servant of Pestilence. There was a measure of vengeance from the G.G.G., in both the 2-1 victory they secured and in the sprained groin of the Beast of Nurgle (courtesy of Giselle's very well aimed, but illegal, boot!).

After spending a great length of time bathing from playing the filthy Nurgle side, then returned to the field to play the Human side 'The Boys Brigade'. It really was set up as a Boys vs. Girls. The game ended with a 2-0 victory for G.G.G. but was a bloody affair. Lineswoman Koto, filled with jealousy after enemy Human linesman Dibble demonstrated a beyond-elven level of ball skill, snapped his neck in a fiery rage. G.G.G.'s was worrying about how this was going to be handled at the next team meeting, but this was solved when Human Blitzer Skillz put down the murderous elf during the final seconds of the game. With an eye for an eye making the linespeople blind, 'The Boy's Brigade' and G.G.G. were equal in blood. If not score.

G.G.G. were keen to get back on the field and this time paired up against Chaos Dwarf squad The Hellbent Cavers. The first half was a torrid affair as both sides were clumsy in their play. For the Hellbent Cavers this was because of their natural lack of skill - for G.G.G. it was because they couldn't stop looking at the man-ponies... Thankfully by the end of the 1st half they'd woken up and scored. After which the Chaos Dwarves were so frustrated by the repeated girlish squeals (translated as "Maguuuu!") everytime one of the 'man-ponies' moved. This led the Hellbent Cavers to barely attempt to play Blood Bowl while G.G.G. eventually finished off the match with a second score. Almost no blood was spilt - which was a refreshing change!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Acacia
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
+AG
   7 0 1 0 3 0 9/16 150k
(110+40)k
  
2
Benedetta
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Block
   7 0 4 0 0 1 17/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
3
Claudia
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate
   7 12 1 0 0 0 15/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
4
Dympna
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Guard
   7 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 90k
(60+30)k
  
5
Eirwen
Lineman
7 3 4 7
+MA
   7 1 2 0 1 0 9/16 90k
(60+30)k
  
6
Fifi
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick, Guard
   7 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 110k
(60+50)k
  
7
Giselle
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Strip Ball
   6 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
8
Magna
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
9
Ivy
Lineman
6 3 4 7   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Jiao
Lineman
6 3 4 7   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Harriet
Lineman
6 3 4 7   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Li Wei
Lineman
6 3 5 7
+AG
   7 2 2 0 0 1 13/16 100k
(60+40)k
  
13
Saffron
Lineman
6 3 4 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Robin
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: TempestBlade Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1570k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (4/2/1) |TD Diff:3 (13 - 10) |Cas Diff:-3 (4/1/1 - 4/3/2)
Last Opponent: Farthing Wood Rangers