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Miss Ogre Beauty Pageant
Roster [L] Ogre

Every year, the Miss Ogre Beauty Pageant takes the best and the brightest young ogre girls to compete for the most beautiful ogress around.

Along with their snotling stylists the ogresses enter into a local bloodbowl tournament. Through 5 gruelling shows, they will attempt to demonstrate to the Ogre officials why they should be chosen for Miss Ogre 2013.

No one outside the ogre community is quite sure entirely how the officials criteria their contestants, but most suspect it involves a lot of blood.

Round 1 Scoring: Jennifer: 20, Laura: 13, Heather: 8, Katie: 7
Round 2 Scoring: Heather: 16, Jennifer: 13, Katie: 12, Laura: 7
Round 3 Scoring: Katie: 16, Jennifer: 14, Heather: 9, Laura: 9
Round 4 Scoring: Jennifer: 16, Katie: 14, Heather: 10, Laura: 8
Round 5 Socring: Katie: 17, Jennifer: 15, Heather: 8, Laura 8

Leaderboard
1st Place: Jennifer: 78
2nd Place: Katie: 66
3rd Place: Heather: 51
4th Place: Laura: 45

In the early turns of the 3rd pageant, disaster struck. Dah brawny wun, Heather was struck down by the Flesh Golem Amalgum. Her death had a lasting impression on Laura's performance, who spent most of the game lying on the ground bawling over the loss of her friend. "she jussed wonted 2 se wot a skwishud fesh gorlaum luked liek."

Concerns over how the scoring would be done without her were settled when it was realized that the average Ogre Judge probably wouldn't even realize she wasn't still playing and would continue to mark her performance.

Winner of the 2013 pageant and the new Miss Ogre is Jennifer.
Peoples champion of the Miss Ogre Beauty Pageant is shared by Jennifer and Antoine.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jennifer
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   5 0 1 1 5 2 25/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
2
Katie
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+MA
   5 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 170k
(140+30)k
  
3
Laura
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
4
Herdur
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
5
Alaxandre
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
6
Leonard
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
7
Marcel
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   5 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
8
Antoine
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   5 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
9
James
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
10
Ted
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Vidal
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
12
Lee
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
13
Trevor
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Teh_butler Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1030k / 1210k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (3/0/2) |TD Diff:3 (7 - 4) |Cas Diff:-8 (7/0/1 - 14/1/1)
Last Opponent: Scarlet Harlots