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Every year, the Miss Ogre Beauty Pageant takes the best and the brightest young ogre girls to compete for the most beautiful ogress around. Along with their snotling stylists the ogresses enter into a local bloodbowl tournament. Through 5 gruelling shows, they will attempt to demonstrate to the Ogre officials why they should be chosen for Miss Ogre 2013. No one outside the ogre community is quite sure entirely how the officials criteria their contestants, but most suspect it involves a lot of blood. Round 1 Scoring: Jennifer: 20, Laura: 13, Heather: 8, Katie: 7 Round 2 Scoring: Heather: 16, Jennifer: 13, Katie: 12, Laura: 7 Round 3 Scoring: Katie: 16, Jennifer: 14, Heather: 9, Laura: 9 Round 4 Scoring: Jennifer: 16, Katie: 14, Heather: 10, Laura: 8 Round 5 Socring: Katie: 17, Jennifer: 15, Heather: 8, Laura 8 Leaderboard 1st Place: Jennifer: 78 2nd Place: Katie: 66 3rd Place: Heather: 51 4th Place: Laura: 45 In the early turns of the 3rd pageant, disaster struck. Dah brawny wun, Heather was struck down by the Flesh Golem Amalgum. Her death had a lasting impression on Laura's performance, who spent most of the game lying on the ground bawling over the loss of her friend. "she jussed wonted 2 se wot a skwishud fesh gorlaum luked liek." Concerns over how the scoring would be done without her were settled when it was realized that the average Ogre Judge probably wouldn't even realize she wasn't still playing and would continue to mark her performance. Winner of the 2013 pageant and the new Miss Ogre is Jennifer. Peoples champion of the Miss Ogre Beauty Pageant is shared by Jennifer and Antoine. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 25/31 | 180k
(140+40)k |
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2 |
Ogre
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6 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate +MA |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7/16 | 170k
(140+30)k |
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3 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 140k
(140+0)k |
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4 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 140k
(140+0)k |
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5 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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6 |
Gnoblar
|
5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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7 |
Gnoblar
|
5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy Diving Tackle |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 40k
(20+20)k |
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8 |
Gnoblar
|
5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy Diving Tackle |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13/16 | 40k
(20+20)k |
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9 |
Gnoblar
|
5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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10 |
Gnoblar
|
5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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11 |
Gnoblar
|
5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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12 |
Gnoblar
|
5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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13 |
Gnoblar
|
5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
  | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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Games Played: | 5 (3/0/2) | | | TD Diff: | 3 (7 - 4) | | | Cas Diff: | -8 (7/0/1 - 14/1/1) |
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Last Opponent: Scarlet Harlots |