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Location: University of Nuln
Nickname: the Laureates
Stadium: the Slam Stage
Surface: Paper (or grass, fine!)

Colors: the Unheard Green and light blue
Sponsor: Thackery Hacknon
Assistant Coach/Poetry Judge: Professor Snoopler
Rivals: poor grammar


TEAM BIO

Deep in the caverns under the University of Nuln’s Literature wing, a secret enclave of poets gather to read their forbidden scrawlings by torchlight. Their poems are terrible: free verse musings on different cheeses, a string of sonnets about the Mighty Zug, so very many villanelles.

One night, however, GiGi Calcompton accidentally voiced the Cursed Slant Rhyme, filling the players with destructive energies too gruesome for words. Realizing that this power could be harnessed, Professor Snoopler (head judge of the night's session) called his friend from the business school, Thackery Hacknon, and arranged an exhibition Blood Bowl match for the young poets as a test. When the blood-misted air cleared, all that was left of their opponents was a single femur, and a new Blood Bowl team was born.

Hacknon moved the team out to a small Imperial outpost called Dreadheim after reading that they were looking to form a Blood Bowl team (the mayor is a real fanatic for the sport). Now, the Dreadheim Poetic Society plays for fame and fortune, hoping some day to be able to read their horrifying poetry to the entire world on live CabalVision. Beware!

TROPHY ROOM

Trophies currently out for 'polishing'

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Records currently out for 'scrawling'

*** Did you know...

Dead Peter never wears any color but black, making it difficult for the coach to get him into uniform. He eventually compromised as long as he could wear black skivvies, listen to black metal in the locker room, and eat black olives on the bench.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness.

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
  7 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 160k
(140+20)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3+ - 8+
Block
Guard, Stand Firm
  7 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3+ - 8+
Block
  6 0 0 0 1 1 7/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3+ - 8+
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
  7 0 0 0 6 1 17/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 3+ - 8+
Block
  7 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
6
Thrower
6 3 3+ - 8+
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
  7 3 2 0 2 0 13/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
7
Catcher
8 2 3+ - 7+
Catch, Dodge
Block
  5 0 3 0 0 1 14/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
8
Catcher
8 2 3+ - 7+
Catch, Dodge
  7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 8+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 8+   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
14
Lineman
5 3 3+ - 8+ -ma 6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 8+
Dirty Player
  7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
16
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 8+   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
13 players
Coach: wintergreen13 Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human + Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1350k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 190k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1350k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (4/1/2) |TD Diff:2 (8 - 6) |Cas Diff:9 (13/5/3 - 9/2/1)
Last Opponent: Gáe Bulg Marauders

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Crag Mere HospitalGoblin +980k153/0/150k1 - 01140k41/0/010k0k
Moon Clan ReaversBeastmen +1060k71/0/060k0 - 31050k150/1/060k1k
Shadox City ScuttleSkaven +1090k122/0/070k2 - 21190k191/1/080k1k
Seifan SavagesHung +1130k160/2/160k2 - 0990k93/0/020k1k
Hangman's HillTreemen +1270k71/0/030k0 - 11000k133/0/020k0k
Serpents of KhureshBlood Naga +1290k174/1/070k2 - 01160k50/0/140k1k
Gáe Bulg MaraudersFimir +1340k162/2/140k1 - 01140k61/0/060k1k