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HOME STADIUM - The Theater Of Death
CAPACITY - 120,000
MASCOT - Walter the ten foot Worm
CHEERLEADERS - The Little Misses
SPONSORS - Chorlton & The Wheelies
COACH - Arthur Lowe aka Milnestar - shhhhh not a word


Milnestar was tiring of his teams. The dwarves were too slow, the undead were - dead, the chaos never recovered from the death of Spencer and the orcs were finding competition from a new burger van difficult to compete with.

The Dark Lord had little else to try, he had already failed with norse, dark elves, halflings, high elves and Chaos Dwarves what next ? The time had come to recruit some boring old humans. Milnestar had built up human contacts with his involvement in Femoral FC ( don't mention it - he will kill you ) and as a result has signed up a pure human team from one of the Old World Leagues.

The Mr Men preach text from ancient literature from an ancient writer by the name of Roger Hargreaves and have created a religon in it's honour. Each member of the team takes on the name of one of the disciples of Roger and displays his idol on his helmet. The excpetion being Mr Stong who's head is too big for a helmet, and is only interested in some cash for burgers and beer.

Milnestar is ashamed of his involvement in yet another no-evil team and passes in the guise of Arthur Lowe
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  16 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 140k
(123)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(95)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dauntless, Strip Ball
  14 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 100k
(95)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
  16 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(70)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  16 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 70k
(70)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 8 m 16 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(0)k
 
7
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(95)k
 
8
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
 
9
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Nerves of Steel, Accurate
  16 11 1 0 0 1 19/ 120k
(135)k
 
10
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Leap
m 10 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 90k
(0)k
 
11
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+AG, Leap, Diving Catch
-ag 12 3 8 0 1 1 34/ 150k
(130)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8   15 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
13
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 8   9 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50)k
 
15
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
 
16
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
 
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: milnestar Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (9/1/6) |TD Diff:7 (25 - 18) |Cas Diff:-24 (13/1/1 - 24/9/6)
Last Opponent: Red Dragon Gladiators

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Flash DecayNurgle's Rotters1000k172/1/030k2 - 01070k50/0/050k26k
Moss MastersWood Elf1070k141/0/050k2 - 01160k80/0/030k45k
still deadKhemri1080k110/0/040k2 - 11060k163/0/130k54k
Shades of SorrowDark Elf1090k131/0/090k2 - 01080k60/0/030k60k
Kamal-Jamal GamalKhemri1210k60/0/030k0 - 21180k193/1/090k60k
Maljugga's ArmyChaos1190k221/0/180k4 - 01040k70/1/040k41k
Rizzle Dazzle Dusky DancersChaos1310k173/0/050k2 - 11280k122/0/150k58k
Bash the AshKhemri1410k110/0/070k2 - 11290k123/0/050k56k
Sisters of Murphy '63Amazon1500k132/0/060k1 - 21530k181/1/150k59k
Over The RainbowHigh Elf1410k102/0/040k1 - 11580k140/1/030k59k
Dark SoldiersDark Elf1470k110/0/050k1 - 21380k130/0/060k53k
JiltedChaos Dwarf1500k60/0/080k0 - 21680k153/0/180k61k
Black Water WarriorsChaos1470k170/0/060k4 - 01500k151/2/160k43k
Desposable HerosNurgle's Rotters1560k130/0/060k2 - 01350k144/0/160k44k
Last True BloodVampire1600k91/0/090k0 - 41750k232/0/070k113k
Red Dragon GladiatorsOrc1700k70/0/070k0 - 21740k222/3/060k72k