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Pushbloke is proud to unveil a new team. this team has been gathered from all over the known (and some of the unknown) world. this team contains some of the most dangerous, cunning, swift, stoopid and small players to ever (and in some cases never) have set foot on the hallowed turf.
With this team, Pushbloke has vowed to wow the spectator(s), humble the opposition, and probably, make himself a little miffed.
Pushbloke hereby presents to you, a new concept, well....., not that new...., well......, probably pretty old....., well.... definately inspired by a team known as the FROGS, and not forgetting some filhy pikey lapdancing gypsy types......, okay so its a complete rip-off, but hey, dont they look nice
:-D

p.s. I know the names are daft, but you try typing monkey noises :)

Aaah, the boys have started as expected, no injuries, but no skill points either...

the advice from other, more lofty and capable coaches, has paid off in just 2 games, Lo a troll-monkey has arrived to bring more disappointment to the game, the extra baby monkey (isnt he sweet.....hehe) has also arrived, all is now in place.....

And so the slow grind to the top begins, the first two skills have formed, Aaeiuuooo has learned to dodge!, this is better than was hoped for...
Unfortunately, with good fortune comes mishap, little Sweetums managed to increase his already sufficient speed, but in doing so he badly sprained his ankle, he may not last the season.....(1/0/2) TD (2/2) Inj (0/0/0) (3/0/0)

A sad time for all here at Business As Usual, after only 3 appearances, the small one known as Diddums was bruttally hacked to death by a butcher from HARM INC. As soon as the team saw this the early lead was squandered. The apothacary was nowhere to be seen...(1/1/2) TD (4/4) Inj (1/1/0 - 4/0/1)

The boys have decided to dedicate thier last performance to Diddums (or Deadums, as the fans now call him). oohoh is progressing as planned, the rest of the team are starting to realise thier ambitions. All is good for Business as usual......(1/2/2) TD (5/5) Inj (3/1/1 - 4/0/2)

Aaaaeeeeh is dead!!! there are ugly roumers that this was a targetted killing...
MOURNBLADE team members are perplexed by such rumours, they say it was a straight forward foul, but the apothacary that failed to save him says that is unlikely....
Please welcome Arooo to the team.....Games Played:7 (1/4/2) TD Diff:0 (6 - 6) |Cas Diff:-1 (5/1/1 - 5/0/3)

Well things have become a bit more Real around here, the new blitzer pulled a fast one and retired to the coaching staff, 2 blitzers been and gone...
Games Played: 10 (1/4/5) TD Diff:-5 (7 - 12) Cas Diff:-1 (10/1/1 - 8/1/4)

OMFG, well the lads had a big beat here!, 3 deaths (1 apoth'd successfully, and one niggler in one (the first) half, see match report here:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=933187
Perhaps i should stop being such a cherry, and start picking some myself?
Nah, we be MONKEYS, lets have some.......
Games Played: 16 (1/6/9) TD Diff -15 (9 - 24) Cas Diff: -7 (13/2/3 - 11/6/8)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard, Piling On
  35 0 0 0 12 5 49/ 170k
(150)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  37 0 0 0 6 3 27/ 120k
(128)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  12 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 100k
(100)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  36 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 100k
(100)k
 
5
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   16 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
6
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA
  20 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 110k
(105)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(60)k
 
8
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 80k
(60)k
 
9
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Dodge, Strip Ball, +MA, +MA
-ma 35 3 13 0 3 1 53/ 190k
(140)k
 
10
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Pro, Block, Strong Arm
  37 21 2 0 0 5 52/ 160k
(135)k
 
11
Ug
Lineman
6 3 3 9
+MA, Pass Block
  37 0 3 0 1 3 26/ 100k
(105)k
 
12
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Tackle
  32 1 0 0 1 3 18/ 90k
(95)k
 
13
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+MA
  15 6 0 0 0 1 11/ 100k
(70)k
 
13 players  
Coach: pushbloke Re-Rolls (120k): 7  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 2050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:37 (6/8/23) |TD Diff:-39 (26 - 65) |Cas Diff:-8 (30/9/8 - 28/16/11)
Last Opponent: Pride of Eltharion

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
SbiruliniDwarf1000k50/0/070k0 - 11000k80/0/070k57k
Lord of ValhallaNorse1080k50/0/080k0 - 11050k153/0/090k56k
OrkaOrc1170k110/0/080k2 - 01250k50/0/050k61k
Harm IncOrc1280k151/1/050k2 - 21270k161/0/160k66k
Riverside WellwishersWood Elf1320k142/0/150k1 - 11330k110/0/130k54k
Former Glory !!Necromantic1400k50/0/050k0 - 01310k71/0/050k77k
MournbladesDark Elf1460k112/0/050k1 - 11320k90/0/110k39k
Inchoate TerrorsChaos1450k92/0/050k0 - 11570k142/0/150k52k
Tree Toads IIIWood Elf1460k71/0/020k0 - 31490k171/0/040k53k
Macabre DancersKhemri1500k122/0/060k1 - 21590k120/1/070k70k
Fibs 'N ChipsKhemri1510k50/0/040k0 - 21530k151/1/060k72k
Jacques et CompagnieChaos Dwarf1490k81/0/060k0 - 31480k160/1/170k67k
Neon KnightsAmazon1510k132/0/020k1 - 11430k101/0/050k73k
Nighttime FrighttimeUndead1560k110/1/180k0 - 31530k211/2/050k85k
Fighting_ElvishHigh Elf1600k110/0/140k1 - 11410k140/0/040k45k
C languageOrc1670k70/0/030k0 - 21810k170/1/340k81k
Undead killers COChaos Dwarf1510k121/1/040k1 - 21400k131/0/050k65k
Gundabads GravediggersOrc1560k110/0/030k2 - 11560k80/0/020k56k
Wild VirginsAmazon1630k112/0/040k0 - 31390k222/0/060k58k
Eataine EnchantersHigh Elf1680k191/0/060k3 - 21790k140/0/010k68k
Legacy of BrutalityNecromantic Horror1710k171/2/170k1 - 31440k222/2/060k73k
Krusty Krab UnitedKhemri1800k70/0/040k0 - 31560k201/2/020k58k
Black Tooth TribeOrc1840k130/0/0100k1 - 01730k10/0/00k66k
Paladins Of PurpleChaos Chosen1870k120/0/080k2 - 12000k111/0/030k108k
Green TerrorsOrc1910k80/0/060k1 - 22200k111/0/080k108k
Inchoate TerrorsChaos1980k141/1/050k1 - 12060k120/1/10k54k
HcGamerzNecromantic1990k141/1/040k1 - 01820k102/0/020k54k
A LagarnaWood Elf2060k102/0/030k0 - 31840k160/0/030k77k
Hearts 40-100Human2110k143/0/140k0 - 12090k91/0/080k105k
C languageOrc2120k110/1/050k1 - 22010k193/2/070k89k
Pain and BloodDwarf2180k80/0/040k1 - 11820k80/0/010k68k
Outdated NamesChaos Dwarf2190k111/0/020k1 - 21880k120/0/030k35k
Working GirlsNecromantic Horror2220k100/1/120k0 - 42590k250/1/110k56k
Altdorf Juvenile DelinquentsHuman2140k60/0/040k0 - 32170k211/1/060k98k
Templars of GoreHuman2190k131/0/040k1 - 21840k120/0/010k56k
Thermopylae DefendersOrc2140k101/0/10k0 - 22040k191/1/150k53k
Pride of EltharionHigh Elf2050k132/0/150k0 - 31800k211/0/040k62k