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Pathetic Opposition
Retired [X2] Lizardmen

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This team was inspired by the success of <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=210242"> Reality Bites</A> - the fantastic Faction Vampire team based on the Labour Party. The recent leadership 'battle' drove me to create a team based on the Tory party. The unimpressive Tory party, may I add - hence the name. And which race would most befit this title? Lizards!

This team will only score with its Sauri! Now there's a bold statement. [Edit] Okay, maybe not 'only' with the Sauri. The odd TD here and there will go to the skinks - especially if they get block!</P>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=222834>yearbook </a>

Let the dismality commence!
<B>Hall of dismality:</B> Cheryl Gillan - skink (RIP)
David Davis (Block) - saurus (RIP)
Theresa May (DT) - skink (m, AV-1)
Philip Hammond - skink (RIP - in his first game!)
Alan Duncan - skink (RIP, n)
Peter Ainsworth - skink (RIP, AV-1)
David Willetts (Block, BT, tackle) - saurus (m, n)
Oliver Heald - skink (m, n)
Liam Fox (Block, BT) - saurus (n)
David Lidington - skink (d)
Chris Grayling (DT) - skink (d)
Theresa Villiers (DT, SS, SF) - skink (-av, -av, d)
<B>David Cameron (Guard, BT, Multiple Block, PO) - Kroxigor (n)</B>
Lord Strathclyde (Block, BT, Tackle) - saurus (d)
Andrew Mitchell (DT) - skink (-av, n, m)
Lord Cope of Berkeley (+ag, SS, B) - skink (d)

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<B>Round 60 - FQ </B> Sauri TDs = 1 out of 2 TDs in 1 game
<B>Round 61 - FQ </B> Sauri TDs = 7 out of 9 TDs in 6 games (although one TD was from a concession)
<B>Round 62 - FQ </B> Sauri TDs = 4 out of 11 TDs in 6 games (maybe now most of my larger lizards have skills I'll stop scoring with them!)
<B>Round 63 - F3 </B> Sauri TDs = 2 out of 5 TDs in 3 games (not sure how I got promoted last round!)
<B>Round 64 - F2 </B> Sauri TDs = 2 out of 5 TDs in 4 games (got promoted again, weird!)
<B>Round 65 - F2 </B> Sauri TDs = 6 out of 12 TDs in 8 games (Finished top - promoted to F1!)
<B>Round 66 - F1 </B> Sauri TDs = 2 out of 9 TDs in 6 games (finished 8th, which is okay, but ageing and injuries hurt the team.)
<B>Round 67 - F1 </B> Sauri TDs = 0 out of 0 TDs in 0 games

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Boris Johnson
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
 -ag 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 130k
(110)k
  
2
Patrick McLoughlin
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   11 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 100k
(100)k
  
4
Oliver Letwin
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block, Guard
   33 0 2 0 5 1 21/ 120k
(128)k
  
6
David Cameron II
Saurus
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
7
Francis Maude
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Stand Firm, Break Tackle
   14 0 2 0 3 1 17/ 130k
(135)k
  
8
Hugo Swire
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Kick
   6 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 90k
(100)k
  
9
Caroline Spelman
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
 m 31 1 7 0 1 2 34/ 130k
(0)k
  
10
David David II
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(75)k
  
11
David Willetts
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(75)k
  
13
David Mundell
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   7 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 60k
(75)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: PeteW Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1310k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (18/7/9) |TD Diff:20 (58 - 38) |Cas Diff:6 (35/25/15 - 31/25/13)
Last Opponent: Schijfwereld

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Second Tier WarriorsHigh Elf1000k151/0/180k2 - 11000k110/1/050k60k
Arquitortura 06Skaven1120k181/3/150k1 - 21190k140/0/0100k64k
Big StampersOrc1130k130/0/180k2 - 01140k70/1/060k80k
Cult of WrathHuman1240k161/1/1100k1 - 01050k10/0/00k60k
Granitni IwillOrc1320k172/0/180k2 - 11270k131/0/130k60k
TTM MastersHalfling1360k274/1/350k2 - 01100k90/2/090k62k
Turned to the darksideDark Elf1480k80/0/030k1 - 21380k140/1/050k69k
Ruardean KnightsHuman1460k201/1/050k3 - 01450k80/0/060k86k
Black FalconsHigh Elf1550k180/2/060k3 - 01320k141/1/090k83k
AquablueChaos Dwarf1660k40/0/00k1 - 21470k182/0/2150k81k
Slippers SnakeyesHigh Elf1560k182/1/070k2 - 01060k111/0/040k68k
La Naranja MecanicaElf1680k171/2/080k2 - 11980k90/1/040k82k
Refrigerator LeftoversUndead1720k134/0/080k0 - 12020k142/1/060k83k
Alan FordOrc1760k131/0/040k2 - 01690k50/0/040k101k
Talionmels OpferDark Elf1830k232/0/060k4 - 01920k100/0/160k91k
Filiales Oro LeonHuman1880k151/2/070k1 - 12180k142/0/120k99k
Elvi's of the WorldWood Elf1840k100/1/050k1 - 32090k222/0/060k108k
La Naranja MecanicaElf1910k192/2/050k2 - 22430k170/0/130k116k
SchijfwereldShambling Undead2000k141/1/160k1 - 12350k111/1/080k143k
Sinto RevivalDark Elf2030k100/1/070k1 - 12880k201/3/10k134k
Pro LocoElf1980k171/0/070k3 - 01830k70/0/060k82k
Grim EldersOrc2100k90/1/110k0 - 42140k221/2/060k86k
Justice AvengersElf2050k152/0/160k2 - 11790k121/0/040k86k
DarkisDark Elf2040k211/0/130k4 - 11950k111/0/070k106k
Wasteland WarpscythesChaos2120k160/2/080k2 - 12220k161/0/240k102k
Assasins of NagarothDark Elf2100k70/1/040k0 - 33210k304/2/010k115k
Forest FunkWood Elf2150k122/0/040k1 - 12170k120/1/160k99k
Norses by NorthWestNorse2080k180/2/130k2 - 11960k193/1/060k71k
Champions of NatureWood Elf2160k140/0/190k2 - 12070k110/1/050k122k
Atrapados en el TiempoOrc2050k10/0/00k0 - 12700k151/0/190k137k
Psi 5 Trading CompanyElf1870k232/0/090k4 - 12000k190/2/080k116k
Psiser 58thOrc2010k110/0/020k2 - 22410k192/2/050k82k
Star Orcs 2Orc1960k151/1/150k1 - 13170k163/0/10k128k
SchijfwereldShambling Undead2040k102/0/040k1 - 22290k151/2/120k119k