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Retired [X2] Lizardmen

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This team was inspired by the success of <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=210242"> Reality Bites</A> - the fantastic Faction Vampire team based on the Labour Party. The recent leadership 'battle' drove me to create a team based on the Tory party. The unimpressive Tory party, may I add - hence the name. And which race would most befit this title? Lizards!

This team will only score with its Sauri! Now there's a bold statement. [Edit] Okay, maybe not 'only' with the Sauri. The odd TD here and there will go to the skinks - especially if they get block!</P>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=222834>yearbook </a>

Let the dismality commence!
<B>Hall of dismality:</B> Cheryl Gillan - skink (RIP)
David Davis (Block) - saurus (RIP)
Theresa May (DT) - skink (m, AV-1)
Philip Hammond - skink (RIP - in his first game!)
Alan Duncan - skink (RIP, n)
Peter Ainsworth - skink (RIP, AV-1)
David Willetts (Block, BT, tackle) - saurus (m, n)
Oliver Heald - skink (m, n)
Liam Fox (Block, BT) - saurus (n)
David Lidington - skink (d)
Chris Grayling (DT) - skink (d)
Theresa Villiers (DT, SS, SF) - skink (-av, -av, d)
<B>David Cameron (Guard, BT, Multiple Block, PO) - Kroxigor (n)</B>
Lord Strathclyde (Block, BT, Tackle) - saurus (d)
Andrew Mitchell (DT) - skink (-av, n, m)
Lord Cope of Berkeley (+ag, SS, B) - skink (d)

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<B>Round 60 - FQ </B> Sauri TDs = 1 out of 2 TDs in 1 game
<B>Round 61 - FQ </B> Sauri TDs = 7 out of 9 TDs in 6 games (although one TD was from a concession)
<B>Round 62 - FQ </B> Sauri TDs = 4 out of 11 TDs in 6 games (maybe now most of my larger lizards have skills I'll stop scoring with them!)
<B>Round 63 - F3 </B> Sauri TDs = 2 out of 5 TDs in 3 games (not sure how I got promoted last round!)
<B>Round 64 - F2 </B> Sauri TDs = 2 out of 5 TDs in 4 games (got promoted again, weird!)
<B>Round 65 - F2 </B> Sauri TDs = 6 out of 12 TDs in 8 games (Finished top - promoted to F1!)
<B>Round 66 - F1 </B> Sauri TDs = 2 out of 9 TDs in 6 games (finished 8th, which is okay, but ageing and injuries hurt the team.)
<B>Round 67 - F1 </B> Sauri TDs = 0 out of 0 TDs in 0 games

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Boris Johnson
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
 -ag 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 130k
(110)k
  
2
Patrick McLoughlin
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   11 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 100k
(100)k
  
4
Oliver Letwin
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block, Guard
   33 0 2 0 5 1 21/ 120k
(128)k
  
6
David Cameron II
Saurus
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
7
Francis Maude
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Stand Firm, Break Tackle
   14 0 2 0 3 1 17/ 130k
(135)k
  
8
Hugo Swire
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Kick
   6 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 90k
(100)k
  
9
Caroline Spelman
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
 m 31 1 7 0 1 2 34/ 130k
(0)k
  
10
David David II
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(75)k
  
11
David Willetts
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(75)k
  
13
David Mundell
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   7 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 60k
(75)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: PeteW Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1310k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (18/7/9) |TD Diff:20 (58 - 38) |Cas Diff:6 (35/25/15 - 31/25/13)
Last Opponent: Schijfwereld