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Dastardly Dorfs is a physical expression of the player's rejection of the stereotypical "cute little dwarf" image that a hieghtist society and league tend to label these genetically superior bloodbowlers. There are no bashful, sleepy or smiley dwarfs here and no player on this side would even consider the concept of ingratiating themselves to some human bimbo who squats in their home. The ridiculous wench would be quickly KO'd and sold off to the highest bidder. From the first game of their first season, the Dastards are enforcing this approach on and off the playing field. Little mention has yet been made of the outrageous profits the team is making, nor of the unrelated but mysterious disappearances of a number of opposing team members from the apothecaries rooms after matches. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Troll Slayer
|
5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Dodge |
  | 17 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 11/16 | 120k
(133)k |
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2 |
Troll Slayer
|
5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Multiple Block |
  | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6/16 | 110k
(125)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull Sure Hands, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow |
-av | 16 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 36/51 | 140k
(140)k |
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4 |
Blitzer
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Guard |
  | 17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15/16 | 100k
(115)k |
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5 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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6 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Dauntless |
  | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 100k
(105)k |
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7 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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8 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
n | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 14/16 | 90k
(96)k |
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9 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
  | 17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 21/31 | 110k
(135)k |
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10 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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11 |
Runner
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull +AG, Block, Pass, Accurate |
  | 17 | 13 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 51/76 | 180k
(175)k |
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12 |
Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Kick |
  | 14 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12/16 | 100k
(105)k |
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14 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
  | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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13 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 17 (2/7/8) | | | TD Diff: | -10 (16 - 26) | | | Cas Diff: | 0 (10/12/6 - 15/6/7) |
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Last Opponent: Skye Hammerers |
For | Against | ||||||||||
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Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
Hoof n Mouth | Nurgle's Rotters | 1000k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 2 | 1200k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 61k |
Eye Scream Cones | Ogre | 1090k | 9 | 0/2/0 | 80k | 0 - 1 | 1140k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 90k | 65k |
Valkyries Chosen | Norse | 1160k | 14 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1320k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 63k |
Lokomotiv Moskow BBC | Necromantic Horror | 1200k | 12 | 0/1/1 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1180k | 15 | 0/1/0 | 100k | 65k |
Tragedies of Modern Life | Undead | 1240k | 20 | 2/2/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1190k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 58k |
Zombie Pirates Revenge | Undead | 1360k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1340k | 15 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 84k |
Rizzo and his famous Rats | Skaven | 1400k | 16 | 1/2/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1420k | 14 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 73k |
super stars | Orc | 1480k | 16 | 0/0/1 | 30k | 3 - 0 | 1230k | 7 | 0/0/1 | 40k | 43k |
Almighty Crusaders | Human | 1540k | 11 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 4 | 1590k | 28 | 2/0/2 | 30k | 54k |
Wang Tang Gang | Orc | 1430k | 14 | 1/1/1 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1570k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 68k |
HighWay From Hell | Khemri | 1500k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 2 | 1560k | 17 | 3/1/0 | 40k | 79k |
Washington DeathSkin | Undead | 1570k | 14 | 1/0/1 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1570k | 16 | 0/2/1 | 20k | 48k |
Odin's Force of Gods | Dwarf | 1550k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 3 | 1200k | 16 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 51k |
Cursed Caress | Chaos | 1620k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1750k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 53k |
Can't Stop The Red Red Kroovy | Shambling Undead | 1660k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 0 - 0 | 1660k | 12 | 3/0/0 | 70k | 65k |
Cursed Caress | Chaos | 1710k | 12 | 0/0/2 | 20k | 1 - 1 | 1780k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 57k |
Skye Hammerers | Dwarf | 1700k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1730k | 16 | 2/0/2 | 60k | 61k |