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Dastardly Dorffs
Roster [X2] Dwarf

Dastardly Dorfs is a physical expression of the player's rejection of the stereotypical "cute little dwarf" image that a hieghtist society and league tend to label these genetically superior bloodbowlers.

There are no bashful, sleepy or smiley dwarfs here and no player on this side would even consider the concept of ingratiating themselves to some human bimbo who squats in their home. The ridiculous wench would be quickly KO'd and sold off to the highest bidder.

From the first game of their first season, the Dastards are enforcing this approach on and off the playing field. Little mention has yet been made of the outrageous profits the team is making, nor of the unrelated but mysterious disappearances of a number of opposing team members from the apothecaries rooms after matches.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dastardly
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Dodge
   17 0 0 1 2 1 11/16 120k
(133)k
  
2
Dougal
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Multiple Block
   17 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 110k
(125)k
  
3
Hamish
Blitzer
5 3 3 8
Block, Thick Skull
Sure Hands, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow
 -av 16 1 3 1 7 2 36/51 140k
(140)k
  
4
Redmond
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
   17 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 100k
(115)k
  
5
Beowulf
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(75)k
  
6
Gaspar
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dauntless
   17 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(105)k
  
7
Joekano
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
8
Mycroft
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
 n 16 0 1 0 3 1 14/16 90k
(96)k
  
9
Bruce
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   17 0 1 0 4 2 21/31 110k
(135)k
  
10
Morty the Shorty
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
11
Guenter
Runner
6 3 4 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+AG, Block, Pass, Accurate
   17 13 6 0 0 4 51/76 180k
(175)k
  
12
Peter Shaw
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Kick
   14 0 4 0 0 0 12/16 100k
(105)k
  
14
Cavalla
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Elan Re-Rolls (80k): 5  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (2/7/8) |TD Diff:-10 (16 - 26) |Cas Diff:0 (10/12/6 - 15/6/7)
Last Opponent: Skye Hammerers