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Chorfs, No Tackle?! ...

An aptly named team of miscreants, their chaotic game style and absolute lack of consistency does tend to leave their fans, and coach, with a sick feeling. After an initially promising start in Season 2, the team was almost relegated from Div 2 in Season 3, with the backers noting that a swift sale on the slave block was in the imminent future of most players. Surprisingly, a hard fought game saw them survive relegation and line up for Season 4. Extensive injuries and a waning fan-base have seen the team decline in both skill and numbers, with meagre gate takings barely sufficing to pay the teams apothecary bills. Management has already received an offer for the aging bull centaurs from "Joe's Knackers". Rather than paying the Knackers to take the centaurs away, the owners have removed the team from the league, relegating them to the status of a training side in the SWL Qualifying Pool after a dismal final game that proved that the team had few if any skills and could not capitalise on opponent mistakes and bad luck even after the few remaining fans invaded the pitch and sidelined 3 players for the game. It is understood that the only remaining fans are 3 old grannies who can't walk, chew or see (but knit very well) and one of the player's mothers - all of whom have been asked to play by management.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
LeftOver Bit'z	Undead	1000k	8	0/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1130k	20	1/2/1	40k	40k
Mr Whippy's Donut Boys	Halfling	1000k	15	2/1/2	30k	0 - 1	1350k	8	0/0/0	50k	41k
Bovine Biters	Skaven	1020k	18	2/2/0	140k	3 - 0	1120k	2	0/0/0	0k	38k
Teamsters	Goblin	1190k	29	3/2/0	90k	4 - 1	1060k	10	1/0/0	80k	53k
John Ward and the Invincibles	Dwarf	1340k	13	1/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1040k	5	0/0/0	80k	52k
LeftOver Bit'z	Undead	1410k	22	2/3/0	30k	2 - 0	1260k	10	0/2/0	70k	45k
Creepers	Shambling Undead	1460k	7	1/0/0	30k	0 - 1	1490k	12	0/1/1	50k	37k
Archfiends of Atrocity	Khemri	1490k	13	0/1/1	30k	1 - 1	1510k	10	0/0/1	40k	69k
Blue Mountain Dragons	Norse	1540k	7	0/1/0	0k	0 - 5	1760k	27	3/0/1	50k	37k
I-House	Human	1490k	20	1/0/3	40k	2 - 3	1480k	16	0/0/0	70k	62k
LeftOver Bit'z	Undead	1560k	11	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1490k	13	0/1/0	60k	34k
Prince Reagents	High Elf	1540k	13	1/0/0	50k	2 - 3	1740k	20	0/1/1	40k	60k
Warlizards	Lizardmen	1580k	10	0/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1760k	8	1/0/0	30k	51k
Tenebrae	Dark Elf	1560k	18	1/2/0	30k	2 - 0	1770k	7	0/0/0	40k	57k
Mr Whippy's Donut Boys	Halfling	1630k	23	1/3/0	20k	3 - 2	1350k	13	1/0/0	60k	45k
Prince Reagents	High Elf	1710k	16	2/1/2	70k	3 - 4	1740k	22	0/1/0	80k	61k
Warlizards	Lizardmen	1710k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1780k	18	2/2/0	20k	45k
AFL All Starz	Chaos Dwarf	1780k	9	1/0/1	60k	0 - 4	2040k	29	3/1/2	20k	55k
Gumbeast United	Tomb Kings	1690k	13	2/2/0	30k	0 - 1	1770k	11	0/1/0	30k	48k
Bright LIghts	Amazon	1710k	18	3/0/1	20k	1 - 4	1800k	20	0/0/0	40k	78k
Lord's of War	High Elf	1760k	8	0/0/1	10k	0 - 2	1670k	14	0/0/0	30k	33k