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Strange Geysers
Retired [X2] Nurgle's Rotters

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Isolated on a small island in the northern hemisphere, the Beastmen of Iceland were very confused to find out that other beastmen did not share their interests. Apparently it was taboo in the other parts of the known world for beastmen to wear women's clothing and name themselves suggestively.

However a group of beastmen set out to prove the rest of the world that they are normal and not the "freaks in frocks" people profess them to be. To do this they have roped in a Transvestite Beast of Nurgle called Matron as their captain and have vowed to stop at nothing until people see them as Beastmen too, albeit hot, women's clothing wearing, dainty Blood Bowl players.

Calling on the power of the Asatru gods, a stadium was cleaved from the very rock itself, unfortunately the Great Geysir erupts in the middle of the Line of Scrimage, this makes for unpredictable and searingly hot games.

<u><h4>Picture of the Strange Geysers stadium from a distance, with the Great Geysir erupting in the middle</h4></u>
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geysir"><img src="http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii78/GoTWoW/sg2.jpg"></a>
<h8>Pitch design by Ryanfitz</h8>

<u><h4>Picture of Matron (deceased) getting dressed for the game (nb: only 2 legs in shot)</h4></u>
<a href="http://www.queermusicheritage.us/drag-names.html"><img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PTGPOD/153817a~Woman-s-Stockinged-Leg-Posters.jpg" width="200" height="300"></a>


<u><h4>Death in Service to High Heels</h4></u>
<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358932"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/259665.jpg"></a> <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6358951"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/259701.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6358934"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/261099.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6358967"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/261237.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6374578"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/261526.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6391687"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/261527.jpg"></a>
<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358930"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/263998.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6358927"><img src="http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9940/matron.gif"></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358945"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256276.jpg"> Kristy Kreme</a>

<u><h4>Fashion Disasters Quietly Taken Care Of</h4></u>
<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6359303"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/264002.jpg"></a>


<u><h4>Trophy Cabinet</h4></u>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6573"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/266711.jpg"></a>

<b>Season 1
Most Deaths Award Winner (6 in total)</b>

<u>Season 1 Trannie Awards</u>
Most Valuable Queen: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358930">Anita Mann<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256277.jpg"></a> with 22 SPP.
Her High Casualty-ness: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358930">Anita Mann<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256277.jpg"></a> with 7 casualties.
Touchdown Princesses: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358945">Kristy Kreme<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256276.jpg"></a>, <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358931">Sissy Pantz<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256279.jpg"></a> and <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6392072">Zsa Zsa LaHore<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256281.jpg"></a> with 2 touchdowns each.
Blocky Butch Lass: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358930">Anita Mann<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256277.jpg"></a> with 38 blocks.
Furthest Rush in Full Drag: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358930">Anita Mann<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256277.jpg"></a> with 36 yards.
Dirty Dirty Dirty Goats: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358945">Kristy Kreme<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256276.jpg"></a> and <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358958">Lois Carmen Denominator<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256281.jpg"></a> with just 2 fouls each.
Funniest Deaths: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6358951">Bera Breast<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256281.jpg"></a> and <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6358967">Unita Lay<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256343.jpg"></a> for dodgy dodging.


<u>Season 2 Trannie Awards</u>
Most Valuable Queen: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6436606">Creme BruLay<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256277.jpg"></a> with 13 SPP.
Their High Casualty-nesessesss: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6444510">Filya Falsies<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256275.jpg"></a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6479370">Ursula Uranus<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256280.jpg"></a> with 2 casualties each.
Touchdown Princess: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6453136">Sugar Snatch<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256279.jpg"></a> with 2 touchdowns.
Blocky Butch Lass: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6479370">Ursula Uranus<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256280.jpg"></a> with 30 blocks.
Furthest Rush in Full Drag: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6512488">Holly Wood<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256281.jpg"></a> with 18 yards.
Dirty Dirty Dirty Goat: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358931">Sissy Pantz<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256343.jpg"></a> with 9 fouls.
Funniest Death: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358945">Kristy Kreme<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256276.jpg"></a> for having a fantastic season only to die in the very last game of it.


<u><h4>Year Book</u></h4><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=530064"><img src="http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/bomax17/blondePinupPinkFluffy.gif" width="200" height="300"></a><u><h5>Click on the woman - she opens up straight away</u></h5>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Queen Is-a-Fella
Beast
3 5 1 9
Big Guy, Foul Appearance, Infect, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Tentacles
Multiple Block
 -ma, n, m 11 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 140k
(0)k
  
2
Dee Flaytable
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
3
Orna Mint
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60)k
  
5
Sofonda Cox
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
 n 7 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 80k
(96)k
  
8
Sugar Snatch
Beastman
6 3 3 6
Horns
Kick
 -av, -av 16 0 3 0 1 0 11/ 80k
(45)k
  
9
Lois Carmen Denominator
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Shadowing
   23 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 80k
(85)k
  
10
Filya Falsies
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Sure Hands, Pass Block
   19 4 4 0 2 0 20/ 100k
(115)k
  
13
Bea Reasonable
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Mighty Blow
   2 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 80k
(85)k
  
14
Creme BruLay
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Claw, Block
 n, n 15 0 2 0 3 3 27/ 110k
(83)k
  
15
Ursula Uranus
Beastman
7 3 3 8
Horns
Guard, +MA
 n 14 0 1 0 2 3 22/ 110k
(113)k
  
16
Zsa Zsa LaHore
Beastman
5 3 3 8
Horns
Strip Ball, Razor Sharp Claws
 -ma 19 0 4 0 6 0 24/ 110k
(100)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Royston Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Nurgle's Rotters Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1350k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:24 (11/4/9) |TD Diff:4 (35 - 31) |Cas Diff:-26 (32/11/5 - 39/24/11)
Last Opponent: Stinky Swamp Stompers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Goatz 'n' the HoodChaos1000k152/0/080k2 - 01000k142/1/150k67k
Wet Horny AnimaniacsChaos1060k182/0/050k3 - 21010k171/2/080k46k
Mexican Sunburn SquadChaos1150k152/0/050k1 - 21180k163/1/090k69k
Winter Warriors BBBNurgle's Rotters1150k111/1/080k1 - 31140k161/0/0100k71k
Friendly ForesterNurgle's Rotters1240k151/2/090k1 - 11290k133/0/040k64k
Horns of AnubisNurgle's Rotters1310k143/0/030k1 - 01310k81/0/150k43k
Cactus State SlammersChaos1280k151/1/050k2 - 11410k122/0/040k57k
Hot Horny HoresChaos1280k101/0/060k1 - 01470k131/3/040k83k
Blitzing Blizzard BeastzChaos1370k172/1/130k2 - 31510k213/1/160k75k
Gale Force BeastmenNurgle's Rotters1290k224/2/170k3 - 01240k50/0/040k61k
Blitzing Blizzard BeastzChaos1410k81/0/070k1 - 11570k152/0/160k72k
Hot Horny HoresChaos1390k50/0/080k0 - 21500k150/2/1100k86k
Horns of AnubisNurgle's Rotters1330k131/0/0100k2 - 01440k91/1/040k81k
A Burning SensationNurgle's Rotters1460k111/0/080k2 - 11420k141/2/040k53k
Cactus State SlammersChaos1490k121/0/040k1 - 21650k132/0/060k56k
Missouri NecromancersNurgle's Rotters1550k71/0/030k0 - 21580k171/1/150k95k
Obsidian WarClawsNurgle1430k161/0/050k3 - 01530k102/2/070k71k
Goatz 'n' the HoodChaos1440k100/0/140k1 - 21780k256/1/130k86k
Savannah Wild-GoatsChaos Chosen1420k172/0/040k2 - 11740k142/1/050k74k
Stinky Swamp StompersNurgle1500k100/1/080k1 - 11500k100/0/160k87k
BoglodytesNurgle's Rotters1500k150/2/240k1 - 21420k152/2/060k66k
Dirty Deeds Done In The DarkNurgle's Rotters1570k133/1/070k0 - 21450k170/2/160k76k
Killer Bunnies of KhorneChaos1590k101/0/070k1 - 11190k161/1/170k67k
Stinky Swamp StompersNurgle1540k171/0/070k3 - 21560k172/1/160k63k