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Spiteful timeout

While traveling threw the deep steamy tunnels of the Chaos Dwarf cities I came across a group of hobgoblin slaves playing a sort of kick the red-hot coal game while cleaning out the smoke stacks. There Chaos Dwarf masters whiped them untill they went back to working. I felt just a little sorry for the hobgoblins that I bargained with there evil masters for the deeds to the hobgoblins. I purchased 2 bull centaurs who where hauling coal up and down the rail system. After we got back to my training camp I fed them a grand meal and told them they would keep gettng this treatment as long they played bloodbowl for me. They where exuberent and are playing amazingly. I was going to hire a Chaos Dwarf blocker, but the team almost lynched me. Instead I went back to the mines and purchased a Large Troll. I have discovered that hobgoblins don't normally eat anywhere near as much as halflings (seeing as they are slaves and halflings can eat twice there size). The result in feeding Slunkis (a bench warmer) to much food has provided me with a replacement for the Chaos Dwarves that my hobgoblin friends won't allow on the team. Instead of Chaos Dwarves the Brawlers are now hiring (well the cost difference from a hobgoblin and CD is actually taken up by the price of all that food) Glutinous Hobgoblins.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Ulthuan Flames	High Elf	1000k	24	0/0/0	60k	5 - 1	1070k	14	1/0/1	30k	34k
Grey Dwarfs	Dwarf	1110k	11	1/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1060k	14	2/1/0	60k	59k
Da Killing Lizas	Lizardmen	1200k	12	2/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1360k	17	2/1/1	30k	61k
Geruliai	Orc	1260k	19	1/1/0	90k	3 - 1	1420k	15	0/3/0	70k	82k
Black Legends	Necromantic	1400k	13	0/1/1	30k	1 - 1	1180k	18	5/1/0	60k	59k
Zharrduk Terrors	Chaos Dwarf	1460k	16	1/0/1	90k	2 - 1	1610k	15	2/1/0	80k	104k