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This team is a non-traditional chaos team in that I hope to develop the 2 AG 4 chaos warriors into 'armoured elves'. My objective is to score fancey TD's in an elf style but with warriors and the odd beastman to boot. Ultimately, a Long Bomb TD between 2 warriors is something I will keep trying and hopefully complete. Update: Crabby made an LB in the last game-it was stupendous-the crowd went wild(er)- he was still lapping up the applause when the shocked beasty holding the ball got hospitalised. Alf got 2 AG plusses as his first 2 skills-its meant to be! Team News: This week there has been some bleating (*sigh*)in the locker room about a few of the "Big Lads" hitting like "pansies" and moving the ball aroundin an elf-like fashion.The word "girly" was used.This caused a training ground bust up mid-week and the coaching staff had to step in before someone got eaten. Things seemed to have settled down, but reports in the latest edition of Spike! suggest that both the Chaos All-Stars and the Elfheim Eagles scouts have been spotted in the crowd at recent matches.Surely, one of those fellas is barking up the wrong tree!? In other team news, new coach, Tony "Sweet Skills" Mo'Berry has insisted that his team will persist with actually picking the ball up, and, get this, trying to pass it!You couldn't make this stuff up sportsfans!Despite heavy, heavy criticism from seasoned ex-pro's including Alan "Face Ripper" Hansome and Lord Borak himself, coach McCoy continues with this crazy style that has left many pundits snorting into his/her/its Orca-Cola. Lord Borak was asked for a quick word and he came back with "Velocity".Puzzling. 11 games in and his team have scored with more players than they have maimed which may be a neww league record! McCoy has proclaimed himself "The Chosen One" and proved it by revealing a new eye growing in the back of his head which he hopes will prove very useful for team training sessions. Almost under the radar this week has been the apointing of a new Apothacary Mike "Magic Sponge" McGee, who is already proving unpopular due to his new dietry guide for the team.His suggestion that meat should actually be dead before consumtion is proving difficult to swallow for some of the lads. He was actually hired due to him owning an actual magic sponge. Another recruit this week is D'sdjt'dg'aahk! the beastman who likes to be refferd to as "Mutton" in a post ironic homage to something or other. He's been moved up from the reserves where he's been sharpening his horns and practicing his head down charge."Mutton" has also just enrolled at Altdorf University where he is studying modern philosophy and flower arranging. The fans are hoping to literally see what he's made of in the coming weeks. Feb 2015 Team update: the lads have hardly been playing in the last few years, just a few exhibition matches.Trying to gain entry to elf only leagues has been problematic and even the stick on elf ears on the beastmen have not been enough. There has been a mooted name change, "Geheimesnacht Globe Trotters", and a kit colour change to a lucky red from their traditional blue. In the last game our Big guy almost bought the farm but the team doc brought him back even though he's a bit useless.... June 2015 Game 56: what a shocker for Claw this was.Failure to make good decisions led to dropped pickups and poor placement led to a lone skink stealing the ball and nipping in for a 1-0 lead. With 3 turns to score vs only 6 players everything looked fine but a bad block with the wrong player resulted in a lost turn. With the clock ticking down the lads finally made a decent pass but our catcher was mugged by a pair of skinks scant yards from the line........ After the match the team owners, Squid inc., reportedly sacked the coach Tony "Sweet Skills" MoBerry-although this is just a Twatter rumour......for now 2019 Earth year 2019 sees the lads "competing" in the Isle of Misfits League for the second season.....fully committing this time, season 1 was rife with cancellations. We played a warm up game to practice our low level violence but alas, our team big guy Dr.Andrea Mitzicolli, thought he could dodge past a rat and tripped over it's tail....he was eaten raw after the game-it was what he would have wanted. Game 1 We still haven't won a game, our last opponent made the most fortuitous 1 turn touch down-sneaky elves, always sneaky side-stepping... Game 2 Another draw...we should have stalled but Alf threw a beauty over a crowd of zombies and left too much time on the clock.....bugger...1-1, a funny game

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Senyors redux	High Elf	1000k	13	1/1/0	60k	1 - 0	1000k	9	1/0/0	30k	50k
Sacred Heart Sportsteam	Human	1090k	12	0/0/0	30k	2 - 2	1210k	19	2/0/0	50k	39k
Smasshhelm Melons	Ogre	1160k	6	0/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1000k	12	0/0/1	50k	37k
Crashing Ratz	Skaven	1110k	18	2/1/0	80k	3 - 0	1000k	6	0/0/0	60k	57k
Löchleschaufler	Skaven	1230k	17	1/1/2	40k	2 - 0	1190k	10	1/1/0	50k	31k
United Scum of Aldorf	Human	1300k	24	1/2/1	40k	3 - 1	1270k	9	0/0/0	60k	34k
CrouchingHalibut hidden Salmon	Dark Elf	1400k	8	0/0/1	50k	0 - 1	1430k	16	2/0/1	50k	46k
Gobulcoques	Halfling	1470k	12	2/1/1	30k	0 - 0	1190k	7	0/0/0	80k	71k
Free Masons	Dwarf	1480k	10	0/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1320k	14	1/0/1	50k	57k
Fangs of the Moonlight	Vampire	1440k	16	3/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1400k	13	1/1/0	30k	70k
Free Masons	Dwarf	1500k	10	1/0/1	50k	0 - 2	1570k	22	4/0/0	20k	55k
McCrash n' Stuff	Ogre	1570k	20	2/0/1	50k	3 - 0	1880k	7	1/0/0	30k	55k
Rabenstadt Riot	Vampire	1640k	17	1/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1840k	13	0/0/0	40k	67k
Nagash's Horrors	Tomb Kings	1710k	11	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1810k	14	1/0/2	30k	74k
Toonarmy	Dwarf	1700k	17	2/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1910k	15	1/1/0	20k	74k
Morgue Fillers	Undead	1770k	10	0/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1730k	15	2/0/0	40k	61k
Dota Time	Undead	1850k	11	1/0/0	30k	1 - 0	1180k	9	1/2/0	50k	74k
Westfalen Rangers	Old World	1770k	14	0/0/1	10k	1 - 2	1840k	20	3/0/1	70k	66k
Gods of Romania	Vampire	1700k	20	2/3/0	70k	2 - 0	1740k	9	2/0/0	20k	68k
Mirrored Battles	Ogre	1810k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1720k	19	1/2/1	60k	77k
Furious Citizens	Dark Elf	1770k	11	1/0/0	40k	0 - 4	1570k	19	0/1/1	30k	69k
Darkland Slavehunters	Chaos Dwarf	1710k	5	0/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1700k	17	4/2/0	70k	63k
Ulthuandancers	High Elf	1780k	10	2/1/0	30k	0 - 2	1810k	18	3/0/0	40k	80k
Dirty P Skelletrons	Khemri	1820k	10	0/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1800k	15	1/0/2	90k	106k
Darkland Slavehunters	Chaos Dwarf	1780k	11	0/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1800k	15	1/1/0	20k	64k
Bazar Bizar	Chaos Chosen	1760k	21	4/2/1	30k	1 - 0	1540k	7	1/0/0	20k	59k
SmokingKills	Chaos Dwarf	1840k	9	0/1/0	10k	0 - 3	1910k	23	2/1/2	70k	72k
Wesole Wdowki	Dark Elf	1770k	7	1/0/0	10k	0 - 3	1650k	15	0/2/0	70k	62k
Equestrian Mane	Elven Union	1510k	10	1/1/1	50k	1 - 4	1810k	20	0/0/0	80k	33k
Porcemon	Orc	1750k	12	0/0/0	70k	1 - 0	990k	5	0/0/0	40k	23k
Man U Eldars	Elven Union	1860k	10	0/1/0	40k	0 - 4	1820k	27	0/1/1	70k	29k
Room, The	Vampire	1770k	21	2/0/2	50k	1 - 2	1630k	13	0/1/0	50k	30k
Kronies	High Elf	1770k	20	0/1/1	50k	1 - 3	1530k	20	1/1/0	70k	31k
3ªCompañiaAerotransportada	Halfling	1800k	9	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	950k	11	1/1/1	70k	25k
Bone Heads In Harmony	Ogre	1740k	16	0/2/0	80k	1 - 0	1610k	0	0/0/0	0k	35k
Slann Dunks	Slann	2010k	11	0/2/0	10k	0 - 1	2040k	12	0/1/1	70k	34k
Queen Vic Belles	Dark Elf	1780k	16	3/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1510k	11	0/0/0	20k	31k
Green Eggs N Ham	Goblin	1890k	16	2/0/1	50k	1 - 1	1470k	14	3/0/0	40k	26k
[SL16] Nightz Watch	Human	2000k	12	1/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1360k	15	1/1/0	70k	17k
Green Eggs N Ham	Goblin	1960k	13	0/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1390k	14	3/1/1	80k	33k
Horror Scopes	Nurgle	1850k	7	0/0/0	60k	0 - 3	1900k	22	3/1/1	80k	34k
Just you wait	Chaos Chosen	1890k	14	0/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1660k	13	1/1/0	30k	26k
Horror Scopes	Nurgle	1710k	11	1/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1920k	20	3/0/1	60k	34k
Larret Arrows	Wood Elf	1990k	11	0/0/0	10k	0 - 4	1890k	28	2/1/1	80k	31k
Tulln Tyrants	Ogre	1810k	11	1/1/1	20k	0 - 1	1740k	16	3/1/0	80k	28k
What Monkeys Do	Simyin	1760k	15	2/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1540k	13	1/0/0	40k	26k
Angel's of Death	Necromantic Horror	1950k	33	4/3/1	50k	3 - 1	2220k	13	0/1/0	50k	25k
Havana Affair	Wood Elf	2080k	17	1/0/1	20k	1 - 3	2310k	18	0/0/0	80k	29k
Skaven Hekatombe	Skaven	2130k	25	5/2/0	60k	2 - 1	1580k	19	5/0/0	30k	31k
Rodent Ruckas	Skaven	2140k	19	3/3/0	70k	0 - 3	1560k	20	0/2/0	60k	26k
Crazy Crackers	Chaos Dwarf	1770k	11	4/0/0	20k	0 - 1	2260k	16	2/2/0	60k	30k
Michigan State Spartan Ogres	Ogre	2230k	9	2/0/1	30k	0 - 0	2510k	9	2/0/0	30k	31k
Athletic Club Udagorri	Orc	2220k	13	1/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1880k	14	0/1/0	60k	30k
Getting under her knickers	Underworld Denizens	2110k	10	2/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1310k	8	0/1/0	70k	28k
Crazy Crackers	Chaos Dwarf	1960k	21	5/0/0	30k	1 - 2	2610k	17	2/0/0	80k	32k
Le Prolls	Lizardmen	2100k	16	1/3/1	60k	0 - 1	1700k	14	0/3/0	70k	35k
Athletic Club Udagorri	Orc	1850k	10	2/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1800k	17	3/0/1	80k	32k
Winter iz coming	Shambling Undead	2060k	13	0/2/0	40k	0 - 2	1100k	12	0/1/0	50k	19k
Cursed Jungle Long Arms	Simyin	1860k	16	1/0/0	30k	2 - 2	1410k	17	2/1/0	70k	25k
Cabanyal Z	Shambling Undead	1910k	8	1/0/0	10k	0 - 2	1190k	17	3/1/0	80k	26k
King pinz	Chaos Chosen	2080k	16	3/0/1	50k	1 - 0	1730k	5	0/0/0	60k	29k
Chankaos	Chaos Chosen	2110k	27	5/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1090k	12	1/1/0	50k	28k
CHANKAdwarveS	Dwarf	1910k	10	0/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1650k	10	1/1/0	50k	19k
Savage Arrows	Human	2040k	24	3/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1420k	11	0/0/0	60k	29k
Lila,s Team	Norse	2190k	17	1/1/0	40k	0 - 1	1560k	8	0/0/0	20k	29k
Smashy Dwarfys	Dwarf	2210k	22	2/2/0	50k	1 - 0	1820k	7	0/0/1	60k	27k
Mystic Knights of Oingo Boingo	Tomb Kings	2180k	16	2/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1000k	8	0/0/0	70k	24k
Undeadly Death	Shambling Undead	1940k	16	1/3/1	30k	1 - 1	1330k	14	1/3/0	20k	25k
Repertoire Elves	Wood Elf	1820k	29	2/0/1	40k	4 - 0	1010k	7	0/0/0	30k	23k
Angel's of Death	Necromantic Horror	2300k	15	1/0/0	20k	1 - 2	2240k	23	4/1/1	50k	32k
Lahmia Black Souls	Necromantic Horror	2020k	24	3/1/1	40k	1 - 2	1890k	13	0/1/0	50k	26k
Favela do Jacaré Preto	Lizardmen	2100k	20	1/3/0	60k	1 - 3	1480k	18	1/0/1	60k	33k
Angel's of Death	Necromantic Horror	2030k	12	0/0/0	60k	0 - 3	2000k	27	4/1/0	60k	31k
Half-Life Glowing	Dwarf	1820k	14	0/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1860k	5	0/0/0	20k	37k
Crazy Crackers	Chaos Dwarf	2100k	13	0/1/0	30k	0 - 2	2360k	19	2/0/1	80k	30k
Almighty Ape Overlords	Simyin	1900k	12	1/0/1	30k	0 - 2	1870k	15	1/1/0	60k	31k
MataHari Mannequins	Amazon	1940k	13	1/0/1	30k	0 - 4	2020k	28	3/0/0	60k	24k
Almighty Ape Overlords	Simyin	2010k	13	1/1/1	30k	0 - 4	1870k	31	3/3/1	20k	24k
Hacker	Chaos Renegade	1650k	13	2/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1580k	17	2/1/0	60k	24k
Marvelves	Wood Elf	1780k	23	3/3/0	50k	1 - 1	1580k	8	0/0/0	80k	32k
Gygaxes	Orc	2170k	8	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	2300k	21	3/1/1	60k	29k
Avengers from the Forest	Wood Elf	1970k	13	3/1/1	20k	0 - 2	2130k	15	0/0/0	50k	32k
Kosmicheskaya programma	Dark Elf	2160k	28	1/1/0	30k	2 - 3	1790k	17	1/0/1	40k	24k
Kosmicheskaya programma	Dark Elf	2160k	10	1/0/1	30k	0 - 2	1640k	23	2/1/1	70k	26k
Event Horizons	Orc	2010k	7	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1590k	23	4/1/0	50k	22k
Transylvanian Florists	Necromantic Horror	1870k	15	0/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1870k	16	2/1/0	80k	24k
[SL16] Nightz Watch	Human	1960k	23	3/1/1	40k	1 - 1	1830k	12	1/1/0	80k	28k
Philoselfers	Wood Elf	2080k	12	0/2/0	10k	0 - 3	1780k	18	1/0/0	50k	19k
West Bowl Swing	Wood Elf	1840k	12	0/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1820k	19	3/0/0	70k	30k
Catacomb Calamities	Shambling Undead	1900k	14	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1740k	14	2/2/0	80k	30k
(NWFL) Dargavs Tomb Kings	Tomb Kings	1700k	6	0/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1710k	14	0/2/1	40k	24k