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Formed in the baking heat of the south. Let's hope they don't crumble under the pressure. Season Division Result (W-D-L) Commentary Great Albion Regional 2nd (5-1-1) After some inconsistant performances in the Fringe, the Biscuits were let loose in the WIL Regionals for Season XVI. They will hope to avoid falling apart and facing a soggy end at the bottom of the cup. Following a poor start, they won five games on the trot to clinch promotion in their maiden season, finishing 2nd in the Great Albion Regional with a 5-1-1 record. However due to a league restructure, the Biscuits elected to remain in the regionals for another season. Great Albion Regional 3rd (3-4-2) An indifferent season: Very high attrition of skinks, and some classy opponents, meant the Biscuits had to win both of their remaining games to have a shot at the playoffs. Unfortunately they were unable to break down a tough Ogre defence, so things were out of their claws going into the last game. Results went their way, and the Biscuits made the playoffs. They succumbed to the turbocharged werewolves of the Dukes of Northumbria, but got a second bite at the promotion cherry due to Conference dropouts. A last-turn score secured promotion to the Conferences. Gryphon Conference 4th (3-0-4) Kicking off the new season full of hope, only three lizards were left standing as Furious Filmguild welcomed them to the Conferences. Survival looked an uphill struggle, though they fought back with three fine performances, beating Death Isle Ghosts, narrowly losing to orc powerhouses Nashwan Deluxe MKII, and getting a shock 3-0 win over the Dukes of Northumbria. A win and a loss against elves left them contenders for promtion with one game left, but an awful game meant they dropped to a fourth place finish. Dragon Conference 3rd (4-2-1) In a division packs with two extremes, the Biscuits started at the deep end with a narrow win over some tough dwarves, and then notched up a win and a draw against elf opposition. Dwarfs and Orcs provided tough competition, but the Biscuits were again in with a promotion chance, unbeaten going into the last game of the season. Unfortunately a stellar performance from The Count resulted in a last-gasp winner for Power of Worms, who pipped the Biscuits into a playoff spot. Lion Conference 2nd (3-0-1) As the age of the old rules comes to an end, will it be third time lucky for the Biscuits? Things started brightly again, with two wins and a concession in their favour. They stuttered against an orc team, before a period of inactivity as several opponents failed to show up for the game. With forfeits in their favour, the Biscuits finished 2nd in a disrupted season. They will stay in the Conferences next season, after losing the playoff semi-final to eventual winners That Be Bristle. Dragon Conference 1st (4-3-0) At the dawn of a new era, the Biscuits are one of the few veteran teams remaining. Would they assert their dominance, or be overtaken by the young blood? The season started well, with two solid wins over fragile opposition, but tougher opposition stood in their way, and the Biscuits embarked on a run of three hard-fought draws. They got back to winning ways with a 3-0 win over Gordreg's Rotters, but it proved a Pyrrhic victory, with two dead and two seriously injured. Nevertheless, they were able to battle to victory in their final game and claim their first ever trophy! Premiership 4th (4-1-4) Will the Biscuits survive life in the top flight? They had a bright start against playoff nemeses That Be Bristle, but were outclassed by PeteW's woodsy elves in a high-scoring encounter. Things went badly wrong in the next two games, as brave Digestive succumbed to his injuries and lack of numbers resulted in 2-0 and 3-0 hammerings. Things improved markedly as they faced down the monstrous The Bard, however, and the biscuits were back on track, going on to snatch am intricate last minute winner versus Cold Hands, Dead Eyes. They lost 3-2 to former champions the Cosmonauts, but came back stronly with a gritty 1-0 win over Bluedevil's defending champions. This left it all in the balance for their final game against perennial second-placers, Harsh North. It finished 1-1, and guaranteed the Biscuits' premiership survival. Premiership 7th (3-2-4) With probably their strongest squad yet, the Biscuits hope to make an impact in this season's title race, but can only struggle to draws in their first two games. They had an easier time in their following games, smashing White County's chaos in a 2-0 win, and snatching a 1-0 win over WIL High. Their unbeaten start came to an end over the next two games, however, when they let slip six touchdowns without reply. A further win and a loss left them needing a win in their final game to avoid the drop. A dismal performance against Something Is Rotting consigned the Biscuits to the Conferences. Dragon Conference 4th (3-0-4) Returning to a particularly bashy conference, the Biscuits were able to snatch a 2-0 win to start the season with some fine counter-attacking. They followed this up with a resilient display to beat Dagenham Redbeards, but were unable to match the finesse of the Crawley Creepers. They were then completely battered in a Lustrian mirror match, with multiple casualties effectively wrecking their promotion campaign. A heroic rearguard action was unable to precent defeat against their next opponents, but they were able to claim victory in the first of two orc matchups to leave them with everything to play for in the season finale. Defeat rounded off a disappointing season Lion Conference 6th (1-1-2) The new season began with a solid win over newly-promoted San DieAgo Cadavres. QPR and Zomb inflicted defeats, while Kung Pow encountered logistical issues and were unable to make it to the stadium. Bubonic Phalanx snatched a late equaliser to leave the Biscuits mid-table going into an elf double-header. They lost both games, and anxiously awaited news of the other matches that would decide their fate, letting out a sigh of relief when they scraped survival by goal difference Gryphon Conference 2nd (3-2-0) A fine start to the new season as the Biscuits run in 2-1 wins over Human and Pact opponents, before securing a scoreless draw against some more Humans. The season was truncated somewhat in the middle section, as the "shinies" picked up by a skink proved to be pure warpstone, causing such chaotic conditions that two matches had to be abandoned. An uphill struggle led to a draw against Gazza's orcs, before a much more leisurely win over the Eaters of Brains rounded off the season, narrowly snatching a playoff place. Victory over RPS rival Jiiiiim secured a return to the Premiership. Premiership 6th (3-2-4) Returning to the top flight, the Biscuits immediately got smashed up in what can only be called a Pyrrhic draw. They took more punishment against South of Eternity, but again managed to scrape a draw against the odds. Phil78's ratmen proved too skilled, though, and a 4-2 defeat was inflicted. They put in a better performance over the next two games, leapfrogging KFoged and tsjeppesen after tense last-turn wins, but the momentum came to an abrupt halt against blocknroll's dwarves. A painful loss against eventual champions Pleasure and Pain saw the fall of Garibaldi, and the final-day win over Somertown's wood elves was only consolation as the Biscuits were once again dunked back to the conferences. Gryphon Conference 3rd (2-0-3) Back to the Conferences, here we go again. An indifferent season, interupted by external factors, but which resulted in the Biscuits narrowly missing qualification for the promotion playoffs. Gryphon Conference tba (0-0-0) As the Biscuits approach 100 games, they hope to bring up the century with a bang.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
White Griffins	High Elf	1000k	7	0/0/1	70k	0 - 3	1000k	21	2/1/0	40k	60k
Villa Incognito	Nurgle's Rotters	1070k	11	0/0/1	90k	2 - 1	1000k	13	1/0/1	30k	58k
Fringeful fun	Goblin	1130k	20	1/2/1	70k	3 - 0	1020k	7	1/1/0	80k	57k
Darting	Chaos Dwarf	1250k	10	1/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1110k	19	4/0/0	50k	62k
Duffy's Punters	Orc	1250k	10	2/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1000k	12	1/0/2	70k	49k
Rip Tide	Elven Union	1210k	13	2/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1570k	14	1/0/0	80k	69k
Grand Designs	Chaos	1280k	11	0/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1460k	11	2/1/0	70k	69k
Eggs Sausage and Chips	Ogre	1370k	21	3/2/0	80k	2 - 1	1410k	12	1/2/0	70k	60k
Legendary Ludacris	High Elf	1420k	11	0/0/0	90k	2 - 0	1360k	10	0/1/0	30k	69k
Obsidian Stranglers	Chaos Dwarf	1530k	15	1/1/0	70k	2 - 0	1570k	12	3/0/0	20k	52k
Muppet's Norse Revenge	Norse	1550k	17	1/2/0	70k	2 - 0	1320k	13	1/1/1	80k	64k
Si Vis P a c e m	Norse	1490k	12	1/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1310k	16	2/2/1	50k	78k
Ogham Underground Collective	Chaos Dwarf	1480k	12	1/1/0	60k	1 - 2	1600k	17	2/1/0	20k	60k
Barak Miners	Dwarf	1560k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1490k	16	1/1/2	60k	71k
Trumps of Amber	Wood Elf	1450k	16	1/0/0	70k	3 - 1	1250k	12	0/1/0	70k	64k
NecRoonMantic	Necromantic	1560k	13	1/1/0	30k	2 - 2	1210k	18	0/2/1	30k	57k
Random Assault	Ogre	1460k	7	1/0/0	30k	0 - 0	1460k	5	0/0/0	60k	75k
Reptilicious	Lizardmen	1470k	8	0/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1470k	17	2/2/0	40k	67k
Dukes Of Northumbria	Necromantic Horror	1460k	10	0/0/1	80k	1 - 2	2000k	16	2/1/1	20k	74k
Bad Pandas	High Elf	1560k	15	1/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1300k	15	2/0/1	30k	71k
Furious Filmguild	Necromantic	1580k	10	0/1/1	30k	0 - 2	2010k	13	3/0/0	50k	61k
Death Isle Ghosts	Shambling Undead	1620k	17	1/3/0	80k	2 - 0	1500k	10	1/2/0	40k	79k
Nashwan Deluxe Mk II	Orc	1740k	13	2/1/0	70k	1 - 2	2100k	17	1/0/1	40k	78k
Dukes Of Northumbria	Necromantic Horror	1700k	20	1/1/3	60k	3 - 0	2130k	5	2/0/0	60k	88k
Woodies on Vacation	Wood Elf	1800k	7	1/1/0	20k	0 - 1	2250k	14	1/1/0	30k	85k
Bad Pandas	High Elf	1750k	19	1/1/1	60k	2 - 1	1550k	9	0/0/0	30k	65k
B@man	Dwarf	1860k	7	1/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1410k	16	2/0/0	90k	75k
Barak Miners	Dwarf	1900k	10	0/1/0	40k	1 - 0	2000k	9	3/0/0	50k	84k
Bad Pandas	High Elf	1890k	17	0/2/1	50k	2 - 1	1770k	8	1/0/0	20k	77k
Confused Wicketkeepers	Elven Union	1950k	13	2/1/0	50k	2 - 2	1710k	16	2/0/0	20k	56k
Bearded Beerbellys	Dwarf	2040k	9	0/0/1	10k	1 - 1	2060k	11	0/1/0	30k	65k
White Isle Retail	Orc	1910k	15	1/0/1	30k	2 - 0	2220k	5	0/1/0	30k	87k
King of the Castle	Elf	1980k	16	1/1/0	70k	3 - 0	1610k	9	1/0/0	20k	76k
Power of Worms	Shambling Undead	2090k	14	2/0/1	0k	1 - 2	1790k	15	2/1/0	30k	76k
Karaz-a-Karak Warp Krawlers	Skaven	1960k	19	1/2/0	40k	3 - 1	1980k	10	1/0/1	40k	74k
Drones Club 'Beans'	Human	1970k	11	1/0/0	40k	2 - 0	1740k	9	1/0/1	20k	72k
White Isle Retail	Orc	2030k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	2190k	19	1/3/1	60k	83k
Subatomic	Lizardmen	2040k	19	1/1/0	10k	3 - 0	1560k	8	0/0/0	50k	77k
That Be Bristle	Human	2090k	12	1/2/0	30k	1 - 2	2260k	17	2/2/1	10k	86k
WI Undergrounders	Skaven	1670k	16	2/0/0	30k	3 - 1	1300k	10	2/0/0	30k	27k
Pretty models	Amazon	1940k	17	2/2/0	70k	2 - 0	1700k	12	1/2/0	50k	36k
Dagenham RedBeards	Dwarf	1870k	14	2/0/1	40k	1 - 1	1910k	13	2/0/0	60k	37k
Power of Worms	Shambling Undead	2080k	15	1/0/1	50k	2 - 2	1720k	17	1/1/0	50k	28k
Rickson By Armbar	Orc	2010k	14	2/0/1	70k	1 - 1	1950k	15	1/2/0	40k	34k
Bubonic Phalanx	Nurgle	1810k	19	3/0/0	80k	3 - 0	1540k	17	2/2/2	10k	36k
Har Ganeth Headrippers	Dark Elf	1730k	17	1/1/1	70k	2 - 1	1660k	12	1/0/1	50k	41k
That Be Bristle	Human	1910k	21	3/2/0	40k	2 - 0	1870k	7	0/1/0	20k	40k
Trumps of Amber	Wood Elf	1850k	18	1/2/1	60k	2 - 4	2100k	20	0/0/0	40k	42k
White Isle Retail	Orc	2020k	8	0/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1990k	20	3/1/1	40k	33k
Slitherpool FC	Lizardmen	1610k	11	1/2/0	60k	0 - 3	1650k	16	0/0/1	60k	35k
Something is Rotting	Nurgle	1880k	15	1/3/0	50k	2 - 0	2170k	9	0/1/0	60k	30k
Cold Hands, Dead Eyes	Shambling Undead	1860k	15	1/1/0	20k	2 - 1	1880k	14	3/0/0	10k	36k
Pine Valley Cosmonauts	Wood Elf	2030k	19	3/2/0	60k	2 - 3	1930k	18	1/1/0	60k	31k
Tackle gives us the WILlies	Amazon	1930k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 0	1910k	7	1/0/0	40k	34k
HarsH North	Chaos Chosen	2050k	10	2/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1790k	8	0/0/0	50k	38k
Tackle gives us the WILlies	Amazon	2140k	10	0/1/0	80k	1 - 1	1980k	15	2/1/0	50k	29k
White Isle Retail	Orc	2100k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	2130k	20	5/2/0	40k	32k
White County FFC	Chaos Chosen	1820k	22	2/3/0	50k	2 - 0	1680k	9	2/0/1	70k	32k
W.I.L. High	High Elf	2040k	12	1/1/1	50k	1 - 0	1680k	0	0/0/0	60k	37k
Pine Valley Cosmonauts	Wood Elf	2050k	12	1/0/2	20k	0 - 4	1850k	26	3/0/0	40k	32k
Slippery Salopians	Lizardmen	2030k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1370k	17	4/1/0	70k	35k
[H] Rebel Pride	High Elf	1920k	21	1/3/1	80k	2 - 1	1910k	11	0/1/0	40k	25k
Har Ganeth Headrippers	Dark Elf	2040k	7	1/0/0	10k	0 - 1	1770k	9	1/0/0	80k	30k
Something is Rotting	Nurgle	2110k	9	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	2290k	21	4/1/0	60k	34k
Queens Park Raiders	Chaos Dwarf	1930k	13	2/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1950k	17	4/3/0	50k	30k
Dagenham RedBeards	Dwarf	1920k	15	1/1/0	20k	2 - 0	1880k	8	1/0/0	50k	35k
Crawley Creepers	Dark Elf	2170k	21	3/1/1	20k	2 - 3	1420k	20	2/0/0	30k	25k
Second Class Lounge	Lizardmen	2170k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1620k	20	0/4/3	50k	29k
Norfolk 6 Finger Death Grip	Necromantic Horror	1520k	11	1/1/1	50k	0 - 1	1670k	20	5/1/0	50k	26k
Buffalorc BWILs	Orc	1850k	13	0/1/0	80k	2 - 0	1700k	7	1/0/0	50k	31k
fighting greenskins	Orc	2040k	11	2/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1890k	18	3/1/1	70k	31k
San DieAgo Cadavres	Shambling Undead	1790k	17	2/0/1	60k	2 - 0	1610k	12	2/1/1	60k	35k
Queens Park Raiders	Chaos Dwarf	1860k	8	1/0/0	70k	0 - 1	1970k	12	1/1/0	70k	29k
Zomb	Shambling Undead	1930k	12	2/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1860k	19	3/0/1	50k	27k
Bubonic Phalanx	Nurgle	2040k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1950k	12	0/2/0	80k	35k
W.I.L. High	High Elf	1680k	15	3/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1740k	19	2/1/0	40k	24k
Wood You Like	Wood Elf	1960k	10	1/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1480k	21	3/0/0	30k	26k
Double 10 > You	Chaos Renegade	1970k	16	1/1/0	40k	2 - 1	1580k	10	0/0/0	60k	27k
Greene Jaguars	Human	2000k	15	1/0/1	60k	2 - 1	1600k	14	4/1/0	50k	24k
Blackjack Bounty Hunters	Human	1900k	7	1/0/0	50k	0 - 0	1800k	13	4/0/0	80k	33k
Buffalorc BWILs	Orc	2080k	13	1/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1850k	15	2/1/0	80k	30k
Eaters of Brains	Necromantic Horror	1990k	15	0/2/0	70k	2 - 0	2010k	5	0/0/0	40k	25k
Zomb	Shambling Undead	2110k	13	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1730k	12	2/0/0	40k	37k
Geordie Pride	Chaos Chosen	2140k	9	1/1/0	40k	0 - 0	2040k	19	3/4/0	20k	35k
South of Eternity	Necromantic Horror	1690k	12	1/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1800k	18	1/2/1	30k	29k
Clan Mac Feegle	Skaven	2060k	25	5/1/1	40k	2 - 4	2020k	31	5/1/0	60k	32k
[H] Rebel Pride	High Elf	2140k	17	2/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1910k	11	1/0/0	30k	23k
WIL Nurse for Cash	Dark Elf	2240k	18	1/2/0	70k	2 - 1	1650k	11	0/0/0	30k	28k
Boys Dont Like Fringes	Dwarf	2240k	14	2/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1780k	21	4/1/0	60k	29k
Pleasure and Pain VIII	Chaos Chosen	2140k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	2180k	20	4/0/1	70k	33k
Pine Valley Cosmonauts	Wood Elf	2150k	19	1/0/3	60k	2 - 1	1770k	11	0/1/0	40k	33k
Queens Park Raiders	Chaos Dwarf	2050k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 2	2070k	21	1/3/1	60k	29k
Har Ganeth Headrippers	Dark Elf	1520k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 2	2010k	16	1/1/0	70k	35k
White Isle Retail	Orc	1890k	17	3/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1490k	13	1/3/0	50k	27k
Holy Cliffs	Skaven	1740k	21	0/4/1	20k	2 - 1	1330k	13	1/1/0	10k	24k
Power of Lingerie	Amazon	1930k	13	3/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1610k	17	2/0/1	60k	30k
Greene Jaguars	Human	1890k	8	0/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1700k	21	2/2/2	30k	28k