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Winners of Warpstone open IX. 'Bloat' is a lie! So yeah, also winners of Warpstone open IX qualifier I. Wood elves of the year 2514! This team originally started out as a royal rookie rumble team. Until game 55, the team had only the ST3 positionals (2 dancer, 1 thrower, linos). Then I decided to splurge, going from 13 to 15 players, hiring a tree and a catcher (thus reaching a TV of 2590 for game 56). Since the gamefinder is pretty dead at TV 2600, I didn't play the team until entering them in the WO IX. After making it through round 1 without a single injury, I spent all my cash, increasing the TV to 2840 (skillup, catcher, rerolls, staff) before round 2. Since round 2 involved multi-pomb cdorfs I expected that to be their peak, but surprisingly they had gained another FF and 3 skills, resulting in a TV of 2910 by round 4, with only a -MA lino to show for it. The death of superstar dancer 'cookie cutter' in the qualifier finals ensures that 2910 was indeed the (a?) peak for the team, though 2 +AG rolls after the main event semifinals does bump them pretty high again. Unfortunately I was 10k short of being able to replace the dead wardancer at that point. FUMBBL Cup XIII: Won the first 3 games, even got enough winnings to get a new dancer; things were looking good! Then in the round of the final 32, I suffered 3 RIPs in a game and lost. Knowing I was down to 12 players including 4 cripples and sooo deep in spiralling expenses land, I decided it was time to cut back, fire everyone who was injured, and lose the ACs, CLs, and some rerolls. Turn the crumble back into a real team, and try to earn some money. They went from TV 2630 to TV 1910 in that one match. First game after, their 1-game old dancer died, dropping some more TV. longest win streak: 14 longest undefeated streak: 25

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Stinking little ones II	Skaven	1000k	8	0/1/0	60k	0 - 4	1000k	25	3/0/0	60k	16k
Passtered	High Elf	1020k	17	0/0/0	70k	3 - 1	1000k	18	2/2/0	40k	21k
Freaky Froggers	Slann	1140k	16	0/1/0	30k	3 - 0	1060k	7	0/0/0	30k	18k
Splatsmashers of Gunk	Chaos Renegade	1160k	23	1/1/1	60k	3 - 1	1140k	17	0/0/4	40k	28k
Claw and Fang Gang	Chaos Chosen	1200k	24	0/1/2	70k	4 - 0	1160k	8	1/0/0	50k	16k
Necro All-Stars	Necromantic Horror	1300k	15	0/0/0	70k	3 - 0	1280k	15	3/1/1	50k	23k
Knighted Frogs	Slann	1290k	20	0/0/0	60k	4 - 2	1300k	19	1/1/0	20k	26k
virtual ladies	Amazon	1330k	12	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1360k	13	3/0/0	50k	26k
REALLY Nice Guys!	Chaos Chosen	1420k	10	1/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1450k	18	4/0/0	70k	25k
NainducsII	Chaos Dwarf	1410k	6	0/0/0	10k	0 - 2	1500k	20	3/1/0	50k	31k
Sticking it to the Order	Dark Elf	1440k	14	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1510k	11	0/0/0	70k	30k
Inappropriate Name 4531	Dark Elf	1500k	23	2/0/0	30k	4 - 1	1490k	11	1/0/0	60k	33k
United Force	Elven Union	1480k	19	0/0/2	30k	2 - 3	1520k	24	3/1/0	80k	32k
Kik Kat Breakers	Wood Elf	1570k	17	1/0/0	10k	2 - 4	1610k	26	1/1/0	80k	28k
Everybody Loves Pink Trolls	Underworld Denizens	1580k	14	1/0/1	60k	1 - 2	1680k	19	4/1/1	70k	31k
Hoppin to Die	Slann	1490k	22	0/0/0	30k	4 - 1	1410k	15	0/1/0	50k	31k
Bois	Chaos Renegade	1640k	17	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1700k	12	2/0/0	30k	28k
Band of Mythfits	Wood Elf	1750k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1680k	22	1/3/0	80k	29k
Left My Heart In San Francisco	Halfling	1570k	24	4/0/0	40k	3 - 1	1760k	16	2/2/0	40k	30k
Boots and Ballers	Human	1760k	16	0/0/0	20k	2 - 3	1660k	21	1/0/0	50k	24k
Under the Milky Way	Vampire	1800k	13	2/1/0	30k	1 - 3	1880k	23	1/2/1	70k	24k
LooneyTunes	Human	1640k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1580k	18	2/1/0	70k	25k
W Hollow	Wood Elf	1580k	19	2/0/0	30k	2 - 3	1520k	20	0/1/0	60k	28k
Wild Weeds	Elven Union	1550k	14	0/1/1	50k	1 - 2	1490k	14	0/0/0	50k	31k
Topek Nightmares	Slann	1610k	20	3/0/0	30k	2 - 2	1500k	12	0/0/0	40k	23k
CD Laguna	Human	1690k	16	0/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1680k	17	2/2/0	60k	26k
Wilted Willows	Wood Elf	1470k	17	1/0/0	40k	2 - 3	1580k	21	0/2/0	60k	23k
Heretics Unite	Chaos Renegade	1630k	13	2/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1400k	8	2/0/0	40k	23k
Black Reach Bullies	Chaos Chosen	1640k	22	3/0/0	70k	3 - 1	1760k	13	0/0/1	60k	30k
Bhagar Bloodsuckers	Vampire	1690k	19	1/1/0	60k	2 - 3	1770k	20	1/1/0	70k	28k
Lustria Golden Warriors	Lizardmen	1640k	2	1/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1590k	20	2/2/1	110k	28k
Sewer Arsenal	Skaven	1300k	20	2/0/1	50k	2 - 1	1150k	15	2/1/1	70k	25k
Rat enis Crampton	Skaven	1560k	30	4/1/2	40k	3 - 0	1420k	14	3/1/0	30k	29k
Infectiouz Inzanity	Skaven	1600k	17	2/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1650k	15	2/1/0	10k	22k
every apo has a story to tell	Skaven	1580k	25	0/1/3	70k	3 - 2	1480k	15	1/0/0	10k	35k
Bhagar Bloodsuckers	Vampire	1720k	21	1/2/0	60k	2 - 2	1750k	22	4/1/0	20k	29k
Rocket Ranner Black	Chaos Chosen	1770k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 0	1640k	5	0/1/0	60k	31k
Warpstone Family	Skaven	1650k	10	1/0/0	70k	1 - 3	1580k	25	1/2/1	60k	31k
Rats aliance	Skaven	1560k	14	1/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1540k	10	1/0/0	40k	31k
Detroit Lyin' Lizards	Lizardmen	1660k	17	3/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1600k	10	0/1/0	30k	23k
Conservative Mob	Skaven	1640k	33	5/1/1	50k	3 - 2	1640k	15	1/0/1	40k	29k
Going to win FUMBBL Cup	Skaven	1860k	25	3/4/0	70k	2 - 2	1640k	18	1/1/0	30k	33k
Illadelphia Corsairs	Dark Elf	1600k	33	5/0/1	50k	4 - 2	1680k	11	0/0/0	10k	28k
League of Abysmal	Dark Elf	1970k	17	2/0/0	20k	2 - 2	1890k	16	2/0/0	60k	32k
Big Bad Balders Boys	Goblin	1960k	33	4/1/1	60k	4 - 1	1890k	13	1/1/0	40k	28k
Colleagues of Chaos	Chaos Chosen	1980k	24	0/1/0	50k	4 - 0	2040k	12	2/1/0	50k	20k
Woodies Warlords	Wood Elf	1930k	30	3/1/0	80k	4 - 2	1960k	15	0/1/0	10k	29k
Dagnabbit	Chaos Chosen	2000k	16	1/0/0	70k	3 - 1	1980k	11	1/0/0	20k	25k
Rata Blanca	Skaven	2140k	20	3/0/1	40k	2 - 2	2060k	14	1/1/0	40k	37k
Maniacs Reborn	Chaos Chosen	1930k	20	2/0/0	60k	3 - 0	2200k	7	1/0/0	40k	32k
Chaotic Tides	Chaos Renegade	2180k	29	4/1/0	20k	5 - 0	2030k	10	2/0/0	70k	39k
Agility Monsters	Dwarf	2220k	33	5/2/0	60k	3 - 1	2350k	10	0/0/1	30k	28k
Luna's Lights	High Elf	2230k	18	1/0/0	80k	3 - 0	2120k	9	2/0/0	40k	36k
Clobberwood Codgers	Wood Elf	2250k	27	4/1/0	60k	3 - 2	1900k	16	0/0/0	30k	36k
Chumps Of Chaos	Chaos Chosen	2360k	23	2/0/0	70k	3 - 1	1920k	19	3/0/0	10k	31k
L'Orde Obscura Tercera Part	Dark Elf	2590k	23	1/4/0	60k	2 - 1	1780k	10	0/0/0	20k	31k
1.BBC Zufbar	Chaos Dwarf	2840k	12	0/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1940k	12	2/1/0	30k	33k
Clan of the Foulwind Dancers	Skaven	2720k	23	1/4/1	70k	3 - 0	1690k	10	2/0/0	20k	35k
Death is Forever	Shambling Undead	2910k	29	2/1/1	20k	3 - 0	2070k	15	2/3/1	60k	42k
Dr Suess	Orc	2330k	16	0/0/0	20k	3 - 1	2030k	15	2/1/0	50k	36k
Watchmen Philosophy	Chaos Chosen	2560k	16	1/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1960k	15	0/3/0	20k	42k
Rabid Ruffians	Skaven	2180k	28	2/2/1	80k	3 - 2	1800k	13	0/1/0	40k	41k
Primero y Unico	Skaven	2630k	28	3/1/0	60k	3 - 1	1660k	10	0/2/0	30k	39k
Chosen of Teleri	Wood Elf	2570k	20	1/0/0	80k	3 - 2	1420k	16	0/2/0	40k	27k
St Genis Laval des Bois	Wood Elf	2590k	40	4/1/1	80k	7 - 0	2080k	10	0/1/0	40k	39k
Gli Amici Del Bar	Wood Elf	2770k	17	3/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1720k	13	0/0/2	60k	38k
Cup Cakes	Chaos Dwarf	2650k	20	0/1/0	80k	4 - 0	1210k	9	4/1/0	60k	31k
Madness to the Method	Elven Union	2330k	11	0/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1840k	11	0/1/0	10k	33k
St-Lys Débr'Ailleurs SLDA	Nurgle	2550k	12	0/0/0	60k	2 - 1	2020k	16	4/1/0	20k	33k
mafiosa powa	Necromantic Horror	2630k	13	2/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1800k	21	3/1/2	70k	39k
Four_Horsemen	Vampire	1910k	13	0/1/0	30k	1 - 2	2010k	17	2/0/1	30k	34k
She's A Sensation	Wood Elf	2000k	23	2/0/0	70k	4 - 1	1710k	16	1/0/0	20k	26k
Rubriker	Lizardmen	2020k	16	0/1/1	70k	2 - 0	2100k	9	1/0/1	40k	36k
Matha Asari Red Devils	Dark Elf	2020k	12	1/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1950k	12	1/1/0	20k	37k
Elf-Fu	Dark Elf	2060k	18	1/2/0	30k	2 - 1	1910k	11	1/0/0	40k	37k