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Halfing Vampirized

Some historians believe that the Wicker Man was a method used by the Celts to destroy their enemies, filling a giant effigy with people then setting it on fire. Others believe it was Roman propaganda to stir fear and loathing of the Celts among others. Nonetheless, the Wicker Man is a memorable idea, it spawned a tarot card, an apparently pretty poor movie (a "cult classic" 1973 or 1974), and an Iron Maiden album. It is this morbid horror that now invades the Bloodbowl pitch. When we get the ref, he stays got. When there's a pitch invasion, your players are stuffed into a giant effigy, hopefully for the rest of their short lives. Animated, smaller versions run about the pitch, playing out a ghastly mockery of a game, at the whim of a demented but powerful coach. Every game is played in the shadow of a towering animated prison, just waiting to be set alight and consume hapless sacrifices. Dying in the Wicker Man may not be the end of it, either...

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
HFC	High Elf	1000k	11	0/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1160k	15	1/1/0	40k	48k
Fyord Frollikars	Norse	1060k	13	0/1/0	70k	2 - 1	960k	11	0/1/0	60k	54k
Brentford Regulars	Dwarf	1140k	15	0/1/0	60k	2 - 2	1170k	13	0/1/0	30k	48k
Hengs of Nature	Wood Elf	1180k	21	2/0/1	100k	4 - 1	1300k	10	0/0/0	40k	66k
Have at Ye	Nurgle's Rotters	1360k	15	0/1/0	70k	2 - 3	1440k	18	1/0/0	60k	63k
Underdark City Demons	Dark Elf	1390k	24	1/3/1	60k	3 - 1	1620k	11	0/0/1	60k	63k
Famous Femmes	Amazon	1490k	22	2/1/2	100k	2 - 1	1660k	14	0/1/1	40k	59k
Skonoth's Royal Guard	High Elf	1570k	18	2/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1430k	13	1/0/0	30k	69k
Fyord Frollikars	Norse	1590k	13	1/0/1	20k	1 - 2	1850k	20	3/1/0	60k	57k
Super Mega Fugly	Nurgle's Rotters	1620k	16	1/0/0	40k	3 - 0	1620k	8	1/0/0	50k	64k
adMinisters of Funk	Tomb Kings	1700k	12	0/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1690k	10	1/1/1	30k	68k
Guttormr Raiders	Norse	1500k	23	2/2/3	50k	2 - 0	1490k	9	1/1/0	80k	68k
Angry Asgardians	Norse	1500k	20	1/0/0	50k	4 - 0	1440k	12	1/1/0	60k	67k
Wanna Beatin	Orc	1480k	19	2/1/1	40k	2 - 0	1450k	8	0/0/0	60k	59k
Elite Guards of Darkness	Dark Elf	1470k	14	2/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1430k	12	0/1/0	70k	75k
Dripped Out	Chaos	1500k	20	1/2/0	60k	3 - 0	1490k	12	3/0/0	50k	49k
Altdorf Panthers	Human	1610k	14	0/0/0	60k	3 - 0	1480k	8	0/1/1	40k	46k
Death Resurrected	Undead	1630k	16	1/2/1	20k	1 - 2	1520k	11	1/2/0	60k	66k
Angry Asgardians	Norse	1460k	16	1/0/2	80k	2 - 2	1420k	22	3/1/1	80k	67k
Da Chess Klubb	Orc	1420k	25	1/1/2	50k	4 - 0	1500k	7	0/0/0	90k	81k
Brick Hithouse	Orc	1500k	21	3/0/0	50k	3 - 1	1500k	10	0/1/1	30k	68k
Professional Losers	Elf	1370k	21	4/1/1	40k	2 - 1	1500k	9	0/0/0	60k	74k
Good Old Days Return	Human	1480k	20	3/2/0	60k	3 - 1	1500k	15	1/1/0	60k	77k
Snake Skins	Lizardmen	1500k	23	3/1/1	80k	3 - 0	1350k	5	0/0/0	30k	76k
Soft n Fluffy	Orc	1500k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1500k	11	1/0/0	30k	71k
Grumbledukes	Necromantic	1500k	9	2/0/0	50k	0 - 0	1170k	7	0/1/0	40k	75k
Mean street posse	Elf	1500k	15	3/0/2	50k	2 - 2	1430k	13	0/0/0	60k	70k
Ashnak's Grunts	Orc	1500k	14	1/0/0	90k	3 - 1	1440k	10	0/0/0	50k	78k
Elite Guards of Darkness	Dark Elf	1480k	13	3/0/1	40k	2 - 0	1450k	7	1/0/1	70k	70k
Arcamenel Avengers	High Elf	1380k	9	3/0/1	50k	0 - 3	1350k	19	0/0/1	40k	65k
Southern Waste Warriors	Dark Elf	1400k	11	1/0/3	90k	2 - 1	1450k	10	0/0/0	70k	62k
Obsidian Raiders	Norse	1500k	15	2/0/1	70k	2 - 0	1430k	8	1/0/1	60k	71k
Brouhaha's Revenge!	Chaos Dwarf	1240k	13	2/3/0	40k	0 - 2	1450k	14	0/0/1	80k	61k
Form Guide	Nurgle's Rotters	1280k	6	1/3/1	20k	0 - 1	1470k	8	0/0/1	70k	57k
North Queensland Cowpies	Norse	1160k	15	1/1/0	90k	2 - 1	1090k	10	1/1/0	60k	63k
Forza Ferrari	Amazon	1290k	10	0/0/1	80k	1 - 0	1500k	6	0/0/0	50k	76k
Tooled Brutality	Chaos Dwarf	1390k	10	1/2/1	50k	1 - 0	1250k	8	0/1/0	60k	72k
MadBoyz of Mork	Orc	1480k	12	1/1/0	130k	1 - 0	1500k	0	0/0/0	0k	82k
Adelaide Anvils	Dwarf	1650k	19	3/0/2	90k	2 - 1	2060k	11	1/0/0	10k	92k
Dastardly Dorfs	Dwarf	1620k	12	0/2/0	80k	1 - 0	1990k	0	0/0/0	0k	97k
Good Old Days Return	Human	1710k	18	0/2/1	80k	2 - 2	1690k	18	0/1/0	40k	91k
Brisbane Boncos	Norse	1820k	9	2/0/1	60k	0 - 1	1790k	16	3/0/0	50k	71k
Angry Asgardians	Norse	1870k	14	4/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1840k	12	1/1/0	50k	99k
Horny Toads	Lizardmen	1870k	13	2/2/0	50k	1 - 0	1810k	10	1/1/0	20k	74k
Black Crowes	Chaos	1940k	6	0/1/1	60k	0 - 2	2570k	11	0/0/0	10k	81k
Karaz Krasherz	Orc	2010k	15	2/1/0	20k	2 - 2	2420k	15	1/0/0	30k	79k
Southside Stone Smashers	Dwarf	2060k	7	1/0/3	40k	0 - 2	2480k	15	3/1/0	60k	88k
Wanna Beatin	Orc	2050k	10	1/1/0	40k	1 - 1	2410k	14	1/1/0	20k	59k
Slumbering Skink	Lizardmen	2030k	15	3/1/0	60k	2 - 2	2400k	13	1/0/0	50k	92k
Zen Adepts	Chaos Dwarf	2000k	11	1/1/0	60k	1 - 2	2000k	18	1/1/1	80k	120k
Colorado Avalanche	Wood Elf	2080k	24	5/1/1	60k	3 - 3	1880k	18	0/0/0	40k	88k
Vanguard of the Southern Ark	Dark Elf	2150k	16	3/1/0	60k	2 - 4	2140k	27	1/1/1	50k	107k
Adelaide Anvils	Dwarf	2190k	18	2/1/0	50k	3 - 1	1990k	8	0/0/0	40k	101k
Angry Asgardians	Norse	2280k	17	5/1/0	30k	2 - 0	2160k	7	0/0/0	60k	109k
German Vermin	Skaven	2350k	23	2/2/2	10k	3 - 3	2090k	20	0/1/0	60k	119k
Smellier Socks Than You	Nurgle's Rotters	2330k	7	0/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1750k	13	5/1/0	30k	90k
Angry Asgardians	Norse	2000k	15	1/0/2	60k	2 - 2	1960k	16	3/0/0	80k	118k
Women Who Wear Little	Amazon	2120k	20	4/1/1	60k	3 - 1	1850k	9	0/0/1	70k	106k
Citadel Ancients	Necromantic Horror	2090k	23	3/1/1	30k	3 - 2	2130k	13	0/1/0	40k	78k
Minor Deities	Elf	2160k	10	0/0/2	60k	2 - 2	2190k	14	1/0/0	50k	97k
Black Crowes	Chaos	2150k	27	2/4/1	50k	3 - 1	2090k	15	0/3/2	10k	87k
SWL Losers	High Elf	2150k	15	4/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1950k	15	1/0/0	30k	97k
Bogan Yobs	Human	2220k	20	3/1/0	80k	3 - 1	2290k	11	0/1/0	30k	112k
Slumbering Skink	Lizardmen	1960k	15	3/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1880k	10	1/0/0	30k	79k
Beasts of Bowl	Chaos Chosen	2040k	13	1/1/1	50k	1 - 1	2080k	20	4/2/0	60k	93k
Karak-Varn FC	Dwarf	2040k	0	0/0/1	0k	0 - 1	1780k	7	1/0/0	110k	102k
33 Chin Chen Street	Norse	1890k	11	0/2/1	10k	0 - 2	1580k	15	3/0/0	30k	76k