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Please Don't Hurt Us!
Retired [R] Human

Practice. That's what it takes to climb to the top of the ranks; a lot of practice. So, that's what we're here to do. But, please be gentle, we're just pink, fleshy creatures. We have no claws, or horns, our armor is not that great, and we lack many of the skills players' of other races have. Plus, how could you hit someone wearing such an ugly sweater?

A note about the names of the players:

The idea had been to give each of the players of this team a consecutive number for a name, thereby giving us all an opportunity to see just how many humans had died in this endeavor. Little did I know, this team isn't actually all that bad, and have managed to win some impressive victories. So, I will begin giving each new player their rightful name.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
1
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Strong Arm
 m 16 17 1 0 1 0 22/ 120k
(0)k
  
2
14
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step
   12 1 7 0 0 1 27/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
3
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Tackle
   16 0 3 0 3 1 20/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
18
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge
   6 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 120k
(90+30)k
  
5
Shawn Russel
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard
 -ma 3 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
6
15
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
   11 0 1 1 4 2 23/ 90k
(50+40)k
  
7
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle, Strip Ball
 n, n, n, m 14 0 1 0 4 1 16/ 90k
(0)k
  
8
J.P. Smith
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
   3 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
9
16
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
   10 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick
 n 15 0 1 0 2 2 17/ 90k
(50+40)k
  
11
17
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block
   9 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
17
Ian Silenthawk
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
18
Xavier Deeptree
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Elliott_the_Lame Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1350k (±360) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1560k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (10/0/6) |TD Diff:8 (28 - 20) |Cas Diff:-2 (15/7/2 - 13/10/3)
Last Opponent: Ah! my Goddesses

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Valhallan Crime FamilyNorse1000k141/0/070k2 - 0980k172/2/110k12k
Twilight SucksVampire970k110/0/080k2 - 11020k120/0/020k12k
MemorialChaos Chosen1020k90/0/020k1 - 21030k151/1/060k22k
Cracked Crag BonesnappasOrc960k60/0/040k0 - 3990k181/0/160k19k
Deadwood GrindersOrc960k150/1/020k2 - 1970k121/1/030k14k
Black Sun CoktailVampire970k91/0/070k0 - 21000k140/0/170k20k
PrimavoltaUnderworld Denizens970k143/0/070k1 - 0950k91/1/010k22k
Beer Engine FCOgre1020k151/1/050k2 - 0990k91/1/070k22k
Circular Firing SquadHalfling1050k81/0/070k0 - 31020k224/1/060k26k
Holy SpiritsLizardmen1120k172/0/030k2 - 11270k80/0/020k27k
DeathRacersChaos Chosen1080k261/0/050k5 - 01040k71/0/050k18k
St Genis Laval des BoisWood Elf1140k252/2/180k3 - 01040k60/0/020k22k
HorguilDark Elf1270k80/0/060k0 - 31500k160/0/060k27k
Magik MaraudersChaos Renegade1300k323/3/180k4 - 01160k90/1/030k16k
Guerreras del ColchónAmazon1380k110/0/060k2 - 11210k121/0/050k20k
Ah! my GoddessesHigh Elf1410k120/0/010k2 - 31450k220/2/050k35k