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Bored with the same old tastes of the Old World, a society of vampiric aristocrats travel to the New World in search of new flavours and experiences. Finding that the fittest and tastiest of the local population partake in the ancient sport of bloodbowl the New World Winers and Diners Club is formed to attract the most delicious morsels talented players from across the region. Cheers and Bon Appetit! Inaugural Season: SWL Jetta Regional LXII Winners (disputed...) Unbeaten until the last game when all our snakes came back to haunt us. Title disputed with a filler team of fellow vampires. Our raucous celebrations were topped off when our drinking society, the newly formed A.L.I.E.N., won the Wastepac challenge. Season 2: Mort Volente Conference LXIII Started our inaugural tour of the Mort Volente Conference team bars with a winning jaunt to a snooty Elvis tribute bar, great music, great claret and great dice. The second game was probably played too soon, hangovers showed in the form of a trio of snakes=>KO and a rush to get off the field and into the BH/KO bins to nurse headaches rather than face more heavy hitting cdorfs. A 2-0 loss and a sense of disbelief that all made it through alive. Another draw 3rd game thanks to tripwire snakes for the 2nd game in a row, some dead thralls mean cash reserves will take a hit. 4th game we foolishly tried to outbash chaos and lost, 5th game we got elfed and found ourselves at the bottom of the pile. A 6th game miracle followed, we outcas-ed huge CDs and managed a win despite a fizzling wizard; some precision fouls, iron av7 armour and Chaney kills sealed it. Relegation avoided thanks to a thumping win against some hard hitting dark elves, a total pow fest and a run of good dice helped us to a 3-1 win. On the back of this win and lifting of the Wastepac Cup the lads go off the rails on a 4 day bender and hope to sober up for next season. Final Score: 3-1-3 (W-D-L) Average Inducements per game: 313k Games for Wilhem Chaney: 5/7 Season 3: Defilers Conference LXIV More elves to start the campaign and with heavy hangovers the first half ineptitude from the boozy vamps left the chance of a result in tatters. Luckily the thralls came to the rescue and a stalled draw was somehow squeezed out thanks to some timely KOs and precision fouling. Drinking Societies Joined: -----~-----A.L.I.E.N.-----~----- SWL LXIII Wastepac Winners

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
One Unit Whole Blood	Vampire	1000k	15	2/1/0	30k	2 - 0	1400k	10	1/0/1	60k	17k
Black as Death	Human	1010k	14	1/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1080k	14	0/2/1	30k	13k
Urban Nightmare	Chaos Chosen	1040k	15	1/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1180k	15	1/1/1	70k	18k
Tharsis Terrors	Chaos Chosen	1070k	14	0/1/0	40k	2 - 2	1170k	12	0/0/0	60k	15k
Tasman Sea Pirates	Underworld Denizens	1170k	17	0/0/0	60k	3 - 1	1090k	15	2/1/1	10k	20k
Mississippi Mudmen	Slann	1210k	7	0/0/0	60k	0 - 3	1070k	22	0/3/1	50k	20k
SWL Te Horo Avengers	Amazon	1120k	12	0/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1200k	17	1/1/1	30k	27k
Prancing Unicorns	Orc	1280k	17	1/0/0	20k	2 - 2	1930k	23	1/2/1	60k	34k
Bribery and Corruption	Goblin	1240k	11	1/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1580k	9	1/0/0	60k	25k
Steel Fists of Dorugan	Dwarf	1300k	18	2/1/0	80k	2 - 0	1530k	14	3/1/0	30k	27k
Mad Midgardians	Norse	1380k	15	0/0/0	50k	3 - 1	1840k	17	1/2/2	50k	29k
One Unit Whole Blood	Vampire	1260k	13	2/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1630k	12	1/0/0	30k	30k
Nemesis Demons	Chaos Renegade	1400k	9	1/0/1	20k	0 - 1	1860k	17	4/0/0	40k	27k
High Elvis	High Elf	1460k	18	2/1/0	60k	2 - 0	1760k	6	0/0/0	70k	27k
Easy Mode Maniacs	Chaos Dwarf	1480k	7	0/0/1	20k	0 - 2	1540k	21	4/1/0	70k	27k
Psych Lab	Skaven	1480k	14	0/0/1	40k	1 - 1	1890k	17	1/1/1	50k	26k
Urban Nightmare	Chaos Chosen	1380k	11	2/0/0	30k	0 - 1	1550k	17	2/1/1	80k	25k
Steaked	Dark Elf	1510k	13	1/1/0	70k	1 - 4	1810k	25	1/0/0	20k	27k
Malapropism Mania	Chaos Dwarf	1560k	17	2/1/1	50k	2 - 1	2170k	10	0/1/0	40k	22k
Jinxed Jesters	Dark Elf	1540k	18	3/0/0	60k	3 - 1	1880k	14	2/0/0	30k	30k
[SWL] Jeagers	High Elf	1620k	11	2/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1720k	15	4/1/0	80k	34k
Necromanteía	Necromantic Horror	1650k	14	2/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1470k	12	1/0/1	30k	30k
Madness Mountain Misery	Nurgle	1640k	6	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	2040k	16	1/1/0	70k	29k
Freezy Trees	Norse	1610k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1730k	18	2/3/0	40k	28k
Bαnner of the Black Stag	Norse	1580k	7	0/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1600k	12	2/0/0	40k	28k
Sphinxes from Mars	Tomb Kings	1720k	13	0/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1800k	21	3/3/2	30k	34k
Wäŋa Warriors	Orc	1520k	10	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1870k	19	0/3/1	30k	32k
Freezy Trees	Norse	1660k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 1	1520k	12	1/1/0	60k	35k
Sphinxes from Mars	Tomb Kings	1690k	8	0/1/0	70k	0 - 0	1950k	15	4/2/0	70k	23k
Port Macquarie Snowleopards	Wood Elf	1660k	16	1/0/0	70k	3 - 2	1790k	15	1/0/0	40k	26k
Psych Lab	Skaven	1800k	20	0/1/0	40k	3 - 2	2120k	18	1/1/0	30k	34k
High Elvis	High Elf	1840k	12	0/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1600k	20	2/0/1	30k	27k
Eau de Toilet	Nurgle	1870k	13	0/0/0	60k	2 - 1	2230k	13	2/0/0	60k	37k
Prancing Unicorns	Orc	1830k	12	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	2200k	23	3/2/0	70k	39k
Black as Death	Human	1690k	12	0/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1670k	17	1/2/0	30k	28k
Compare the Meerkat	Skaven	1860k	16	2/0/0	60k	2 - 3	1690k	20	2/1/1	60k	33k
Office Rats	Skaven	1890k	11	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1630k	13	1/1/0	70k	27k
Public Service Announcement	Chaos Chosen	1860k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1870k	19	2/1/1	50k	27k
Steaked	Dark Elf	1890k	15	0/1/0	60k	2 - 2	1860k	14	0/0/0	50k	32k
Urban Nightmare	Chaos Chosen	1920k	10	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1960k	8	1/0/0	80k	31k
Redgum's Revolutionaries	Chaos Renegade	1940k	27	3/0/0	70k	4 - 0	1330k	7	0/1/0	40k	31k
❄︎❆❅White Fluffy Stuff❅❆❄︎	Shambling Undead	1680k	12	0/0/0	50k	2 - 1	2040k	20	3/1/1	50k	32k
Compare the Meerkat	Skaven	1910k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1760k	24	2/1/0	50k	37k
Compare the Meerkat	Skaven	1900k	14	0/0/0	60k	2 - 0	2050k	10	1/0/1	20k	36k
Altered Perception	Dark Elf	1920k	10	1/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1970k	17	1/0/1	80k	34k
Urban Nightmare	Chaos Chosen	1910k	19	2/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1770k	17	2/1/1	20k	27k
Mexican Standoff 2016	High Elf	1880k	18	3/0/0	70k	2 - 1	2120k	14	1/0/1	40k	30k
Skye Xotica	Chaos Renegade	1940k	17	2/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1850k	8	1/0/0	50k	26k
Macabre Morticians	Shambling Undead	2030k	10	0/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1690k	15	1/3/0	50k	34k
Public Service Announcement	Chaos Chosen	1860k	13	0/0/0	80k	2 - 2	1920k	21	4/1/0	60k	23k
Port Macquarie Snowleopards	Wood Elf	1960k	12	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	2110k	19	2/3/0	70k	28k
Macabre Morticians	Shambling Undead	1940k	14	0/0/0	50k	3 - 2	1830k	17	2/3/0	30k	32k
Blackwater Glee Club	Chaos Chosen	1850k	12	1/1/0	40k	1 - 2	2240k	26	1/4/1	50k	36k
Griffon Gate Sentinels	High Elf	1870k	15	1/0/0	20k	2 - 2	1800k	20	1/0/2	80k	31k
Daemon Ex Tesserae	Elven Union	2020k	22	2/0/0	80k	4 - 3	1550k	17	0/0/0	60k	34k
Dallas Drowboys	Dark Elf	2040k	12	0/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1900k	14	0/0/0	40k	35k
Madness Mountain Misery	Nurgle	2070k	10	1/0/0	80k	1 - 1	2120k	16	4/1/0	40k	25k
Griffon Gate Sentinels	High Elf	1980k	16	0/0/1	50k	2 - 2	1760k	15	1/0/0	30k	26k
Settra's Sons	Tomb Kings	2070k	16	2/0/1	50k	2 - 0	1730k	15	3/1/2	10k	32k
Pink 'n Scabby	Lizardmen	1950k	10	1/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1870k	19	1/2/1	80k	34k
Striking Thunder Beards!	Dwarf	1950k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 0	2020k	9	1/1/0	30k	28k
Blackwater Glee Club	Chaos Chosen	1930k	14	1/0/0	60k	2 - 3	2190k	23	3/0/0	70k	32k