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Hugliek and is warriors went looking for war. What could go wrong they thought as the fine looking warriors sailed off. Well for one thing they had all originally grown up well away from the sea and only traveled by sea to find a big enough war. Thus they got hopelessly lost and landed on Albion where they promptly tried to fight anyone they came across. This was looked badly on by the locals as violence is obviously abhorrent off of the blood bowl field. They are immensely boastful of the smallest achievements, taking great pride in recording whenever one of them forces an opposing player to be carted off the pitch and the seriousness of it. They quickly learnt the rules of this game and took to it with gusto. This turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Blood bowl is like the bar fights they are used to. None of them had been well trained in the weapons they carried, nor did their medic know much about human physiology. In fact that last one was still an issue in blood bowl as their medic became the team apothecary and was beyond useless at the role... Quickly their dreams of glory on the battlefield turned to dreams of glory on the blood bowl field. Will it happen? Unlikely but in blood bowl nothing likely ever happens anyway! Season 48 went well with plenty of beating up elves and Goblins which saw a promotion. Season 49 was a sudden reversal against Orcs, Dwarves and Dark elves. Playing against people who knew how to fight back was a whole lot less fun and saw a drop right back to the regionals. Season 50 continued the yoyo trend with a big upturn as the dice helped the Warriors show their superiority against Elves and Goblins again! In Season 51 with a few lucky results and a squeeky tight finish they promoted to the Premiership boasting some of the top coaches living in Albion. Season 52 saw a few more lucky results and last minute plays but unfortunately it wasn't enough against stern opposition as they were demoted again. Season 53 saw an amazing return to form vs Zons, Skaven. Unfortunately Jared, star blitzer saw his end against the Orcs but the Warriors held on for their first Conference championship! Season 54 saw Nuffle well and truly bless the warriors. They started off iffy, dropping the ball on the line but a draw against a great coach was a good start. Keeping against High Elves they stuck it out for a tough 2-0 win as the elves fell over from every stiff breeze going. They held a tough defense against dwarves showing great fight to stay on the pitch in spite of not having much armour. The tide started to turn vs Dark Elves as they ripped through the side and forced Hem III into retirement. A tough drudge of a game against Nurgle saw them hold out for a draw. However a strong Chaos team finally shut them out and saw another loss. A shambling undead side that spent the game focusing on the shambling allowed them to get back to winning ways. This leap frogged them to a 7 casualty game against the humans. A final 2-0 win vs Orcs as Nuffle bent all his will to the Norse saw them take the premiership title. Will Nuffle continue to bless them so ridiculously? Well one thing for sure is that they will be entertaining with 50 casualties in 9 games (for and against).

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Free Hill Coolers	High Elf	980k	12	0/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1000k	12	0/0/0	70k	18k
Smashy Dodgerz	Lizardmen	1040k	14	4/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1020k	7	0/1/0	70k	17k
Game Master's Vault	Shambling Undead	1020k	12	1/0/1	30k	1 - 1	1070k	12	2/0/0	20k	24k
Game Master's Vault	Shambling Undead	1190k	14	1/0/0	10k	2 - 3	1100k	17	2/0/0	20k	18k
Chunky Goodness	Halfling	1140k	14	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	990k	16	2/1/1	60k	17k
Good WIL Hunting	Human	1110k	21	3/1/1	70k	2 - 1	1780k	10	1/0/0	30k	20k
Creeping Spiders	Goblin	1380k	17	1/2/0	40k	2 - 0	1450k	5	0/0/0	50k	18k
Wollassonnns Wingers	Norse	1420k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1750k	17	1/2/0	80k	29k
Free Hill Coolers	High Elf	1300k	17	2/1/0	20k	2 - 2	1390k	15	1/0/0	50k	19k
Ardbrugh Albany Thistle	Norse	1450k	19	1/2/0	50k	2 - 1	1500k	10	1/0/0	30k	23k
All About That Bass	Chaos Renegade	1640k	19	0/1/1	70k	3 - 0	1500k	6	1/0/0	30k	26k
Bufonite Bulls	Slann	1670k	17	2/1/0	70k	2 - 0	1390k	12	1/0/1	10k	22k
Smashy Dodgerz	Lizardmen	1630k	11	1/1/1	60k	0 - 1	1650k	14	3/0/0	40k	33k
Clar Karond Fury	Dark Elf	1570k	12	1/2/0	30k	1 - 1	1800k	13	0/1/0	80k	26k
Clan Mac Feegle	Skaven	1560k	27	5/1/2	30k	2 - 2	1960k	16	2/0/0	60k	27k
Royal Osborne	Dwarf	1590k	16	3/0/1	60k	1 - 2	2260k	19	3/1/0	70k	30k
Yucatan Impact	Lizardmen	1670k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1880k	17	1/1/0	80k	30k
Buffalorc BWILs	Orc	1650k	6	0/0/0	50k	0 - 2	2240k	22	4/1/0	70k	31k
Tor Elyr Islanders	High Elf	1820k	20	3/0/1	70k	2 - 2	1120k	16	0/1/0	20k	17k
Creeping Spiders	Goblin	1770k	19	3/0/1	80k	2 - 1	1400k	10	1/2/0	30k	25k
Feersum Enjin	Orc	1720k	17	1/2/0	40k	2 - 1	1010k	9	0/0/0	20k	24k
All About That Bass	Chaos Renegade	1970k	14	1/1/0	80k	1 - 0	1580k	9	2/0/0	30k	28k
Blight Isle Mingers	Nurgle	1930k	17	1/1/1	70k	1 - 0	1760k	8	2/0/0	30k	29k
Jorvik Raiders	Necromantic Horror	1960k	8	0/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1710k	17	1/1/0	60k	32k
White Isle Eagles	High Elf	1690k	17	1/3/0	50k	2 - 1	1200k	8	0/0/0	60k	30k
All About That Bass	Chaos Renegade	1980k	21	4/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1610k	6	1/1/0	30k	26k
Creeping Spiders	Goblin	1810k	18	3/0/2	90k	1 - 1	1740k	9	0/1/0	40k	24k
Detach Men	Chaos Chosen	1960k	12	1/0/1	70k	1 - 0	1740k	5	0/0/0	40k	33k
Sound of Death XV	Dark Elf	1990k	19	1/1/1	40k	2 - 1	1510k	9	0/0/0	40k	30k
Tor Elyr Islanders	High Elf	2000k	22	4/1/0	40k	2 - 1	1420k	12	1/0/0	60k	25k
Rickson By Armbar	Orc	1930k	8	1/0/0	50k	0 - 2	2270k	17	5/0/0	50k	30k
White Isle Lizards	Lizardmen	1860k	13	1/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1850k	13	0/0/1	70k	38k
Salamonis Glory	High Elf	1790k	13	0/1/0	60k	2 - 1	2200k	10	0/0/0	20k	39k
Har Ganeth Headrippers	Dark Elf	1910k	9	0/1/1	50k	0 - 2	1900k	14	1/0/0	20k	27k
Keep WIL and Claw	Necromantic Horror	1950k	18	0/1/2	70k	2 - 1	1970k	11	1/0/0	50k	37k
[H] Rebel Pride	High Elf	1990k	14	1/0/1	50k	1 - 2	1760k	15	1/0/0	50k	28k
Death Isle Ghosts	Shambling Undead	1980k	13	0/0/1	50k	2 - 2	2020k	13	1/0/0	40k	25k
Sound of Death XV	Dark Elf	1990k	12	1/0/1	50k	1 - 3	1590k	21	1/2/0	60k	32k
White and Purple Smoke	High Elf	1570k	14	1/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1640k	11	0/1/0	20k	27k
WIL to Win	Dwarf	1790k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1920k	19	1/2/2	40k	29k
Clan Mac Feegle	Skaven	1930k	25	4/2/0	60k	2 - 1	1880k	12	1/1/0	20k	31k
Wil Survive	Skaven	1780k	23	4/0/2	50k	2 - 2	1710k	17	2/0/0	80k	24k
Power of Lingerie	Amazon	2010k	21	3/1/1	50k	2 - 0	1850k	7	0/1/0	60k	31k
Tor Elyr Islanders	High Elf	2020k	21	3/2/0	60k	2 - 1	1910k	10	0/0/0	40k	31k
Buffalorc BWILs	Orc	2090k	10	0/0/1	20k	1 - 1	2690k	16	2/3/0	50k	32k
Staggering Throne Disciples	Shambling Undead	1610k	12	1/0/1	60k	1 - 2	1630k	15	4/0/0	60k	28k
Rough Rides	Amazon	1910k	24	3/1/0	70k	3 - 0	1950k	7	0/0/0	20k	29k
White and Purple Smoke	High Elf	1940k	13	0/1/1	70k	1 - 1	1860k	8	0/0/0	40k	25k
Salamonis Glory	High Elf	1950k	13	1/0/0	70k	2 - 0	2050k	9	1/0/0	40k	29k
Royal Osborne	Dwarf	1990k	11	1/0/0	80k	1 - 0	2350k	11	1/2/0	20k	33k
Har Ganeth Headrippers	Dark Elf	1860k	7	0/1/0	30k	0 - 2	1790k	15	1/2/0	30k	33k
Rot Ramblers	Nurgle	1830k	14	0/2/1	30k	1 - 1	2320k	14	3/0/0	50k	33k
Detach Men	Chaos Chosen	1990k	5	0/0/0	70k	0 - 1	1850k	14	3/0/1	60k	30k
Death Isle Ghosts	Shambling Undead	1930k	22	2/3/0	50k	2 - 1	1790k	16	5/0/1	60k	33k
WIL Champions	Human	1950k	25	4/3/0	70k	2 - 1	1830k	13	1/1/0	20k	26k
Rickson By Armbar	Orc	1980k	19	2/0/2	30k	2 - 0	1990k	14	2/0/2	50k	34k
Guardian Dragons of Albion	Lizardmen	2020k	17	2/1/0	80k	2 - 2	1760k	15	2/0/0	60k	39k
Bloomsbury Rag-and-Bones	Tomb Kings	2010k	12	1/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1810k	14	4/0/0	20k	30k
Salamonis Glory	High Elf	2020k	15	2/0/0	50k	2 - 3	2120k	17	0/0/0	70k	43k
[L]Barnsley Lizards	Lizardmen	2020k	19	2/2/0	80k	2 - 1	1820k	10	1/0/0	50k	35k
WIL Champions	Human	2030k	7	0/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1770k	21	4/3/1	50k	30k
Har Ganeth Headrippers	Dark Elf	1670k	7	0/0/1	20k	0 - 2	1960k	14	0/1/1	80k	27k
Rickson By Armbar	Orc	1900k	15	0/2/0	60k	2 - 0	1780k	8	0/0/1	50k	33k
Sound of Death XV	Dark Elf	1860k	19	3/2/0	60k	1 - 2	2040k	12	0/0/0	40k	40k
White and Purple Smoke	High Elf	1880k	11	1/0/0	40k	1 - 1	2100k	10	0/1/0	40k	35k
Asrai Assaulters	Wood Elf	1870k	17	2/2/0	50k	2 - 3	1570k	20	1/1/0	70k	27k
[L]Barnsley Lizards	Lizardmen	1660k	23	5/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1990k	13	2/0/0	50k	27k
Guardian Dragons of Albion	Lizardmen	1920k	10	1/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1760k	20	2/2/0	60k	31k
Game Master's Vault	Shambling Undead	1490k	11	0/1/0	30k	1 - 2	1880k	17	2/2/0	30k	36k
Buff Rowdy Green Mens	Orc	1830k	7	1/0/0	10k	0 - 3	1670k	24	4/2/1	80k	30k
WIL Champions	Human	1340k	9	1/1/0	30k	0 - 3	1540k	20	1/2/0	80k	32k
Royal Osborne	Dwarf	1570k	11	1/0/0	10k	1 - 2	2240k	17	1/2/0	30k	30k