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Right Jokers
Retired [R] Human

When the coach met this group of players he knew he was going to have a hard time, no not an erection as Kieth Lemon alluded to, and "no!" to Frankie Boyle who said "the coach may have had a harder time with a younger team".

He was about to storm out and called them a bunch of right jokers when Daragh, not the brightest in the group said that this would be the perfect name for this new team. So the start of the Right Jokers occurred.

The coach just wished that the players could play with the speed and wit that most of them had with their verbal gymnastics.

Won "Bar Brawl CIII - Mid" after fighting Java's broken Chaos team. Lucky it was not these guys who had to fight through the Nurgle.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rhod Gilbert
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
   26 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
2
Eddie Izzard
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
+ST, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   34 1 3 0 15 5 65/ 200k
(90+110)k
  
3
John Cleese III
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Billy Connolly II
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
+ST, Frenzy, Mighty Blow
   14 0 1 0 7 3 32/ 180k
(90+90)k
  
5
Micky Flanagan
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard, +AG
   33 4 4 0 6 4 48/ 180k
(90+90)k
  
6
Rob Beckett II
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
7
Frankie Boyle III
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
   10 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
8
Reginald D. Hunter
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Guard
   32 0 1 0 3 2 19/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
9
Keith Lemon
Lineman
6 4 3 8
+ST
   31 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
10
Romesh Ranganathan
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Joe Lycett
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   32 2 9 0 1 2 41/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
13
Ronnie Barker
Thrower
7 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+MA, Block, Leader
   23 10 5 0 4 2 43/ 140k
(70+70)k
  
14
Jo Brand
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
   17 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
13 players  
Coach: neilwat Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 240k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (17/6/11) |TD Diff:9 (51 - 42) |Cas Diff:12 (36/24/16 - 39/17/8)
Last Opponent: You Have No Cows

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Raging MachineChaos Renegade970k70/0/140k0 - 0960k50/0/060k19k
Solo gobosGoblin1030k131/1/170k2 - 11120k80/0/070k23k
Noxious NightmaresNecromantic Horror1120k80/0/010k1 - 21120k152/0/270k20k
Hidden Rage KinAmazon1010k80/0/040k1 - 21020k152/0/070k15k
Jungle StumblersLizardmen1030k190/0/240k2 - 31000k182/0/060k22k
Union on StrikeElven Union1080k131/0/020k2 - 1990k121/0/020k17k
Tinmen of TaibachDwarf1160k242/1/140k3 - 01110k50/0/050k14k
Princes of Bisongard 3High Elf1310k152/0/070k2 - 11250k121/0/020k25k
Animosity!!!Chaos Renegade1390k80/0/070k1 - 01250k50/0/060k22k
$$OssOrc1420k101/1/070k0 - 21440k151/0/170k28k
TalgardChaos Chosen1470k162/1/140k1 - 11620k173/1/030k27k
Langston LangeliersHuman1520k151/0/150k2 - 11590k163/1/060k31k
GeopotenHuman1550k212/1/070k3 - 01460k132/0/020k31k
Dante's ForestWood Elf1660k172/0/130k2 - 21510k172/0/040k31k
Blood BustersVampire1650k131/0/160k2 - 01570k90/1/040k33k
Archers of AvelonHigh Elf1590k92/0/040k0 - 31550k170/0/060k29k
Austrian GloryShambling Undead1770k120/1/010k1 - 21860k172/1/080k34k
Stonefolk SlayersChaos Renegade1710k90/0/060k1 - 11790k122/0/020k31k
Pit stopDwarf1790k161/1/050k2 - 01730k91/0/060k28k
Lets tour a bitAmazon1830k90/0/040k1 - 11950k101/1/120k24k
[R] First Count's FollowersVampire1590k141/1/030k1 - 31690k190/1/040k33k
Dungeon FamilyTomb Kings1740k110/2/110k0 - 11870k122/0/070k31k
CubicSkaven1800k234/2/050k2 - 01780k111/2/060k28k
Craft Beer SnobsChaos Chosen1830k161/1/060k2 - 21730k172/1/020k31k
L'île des SaintsWood Elf1810k182/1/070k3 - 21740k140/0/020k36k
Zharr-Nagrund LooneysChaos Dwarf1950k110/1/060k2 - 11780k141/1/120k36k
Topeka TalentHigh Elf1860k150/2/120k1 - 21630k120/0/080k27k
Landet LagomHuman1930k153/1/020k1 - 21920k190/3/060k32k
Tooti FrootisOrc1800k201/0/220k2 - 11690k142/1/050k22k
Elf''N''RollWood Elf1790k161/0/160k2 - 11490k131/1/060k31k
Where We're GoingNecromantic Horror1920k181/3/050k1 - 22020k234/0/280k35k
Darkies for BT5Dark Elf1790k151/1/050k2 - 11990k100/0/040k28k
La La TailLizardmen1840k181/0/260k2 - 11830k141/1/050k36k
You Have No CowsChaos Chosen1930k172/2/070k1 - 01540k90/1/120k30k