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Har Ganeth Mentalists
Roster [X2] Dark Elf

The Asylum at Har Ganeth was a permanent fixture for decades. Under the control of the exceptionally cruel Dr. Notroth Malek it prospered, housing the mentally ill and providing Naggaroth's top alchemists with a constant supply of unwilling (but heavily sedated) guinea pigs.

However, after Dr. Malek's unfortunate 'accident' (few men turn their back on <b><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1754324">Mad Hettie</a></b> and survive) the Institution fell under the more benign stewardship of Dr. Johnathon Hotek.

His removal of compulsorary electro-shock treatment and emphasis on rehabilitation had an almost immediate effect. Without their daily dosage of drugs many patients showed remarkable signs of progress. Indeed, when he introduced "monday match night" - where the most responsive patients were able to watch live Bloodbowl on the Asylum's battered, black and white crystal ball - it changed Har Ganeth forever. It was only a matter of days before the disgruntled, unimproving inmates staged a successfull massacre of all the staff and, for good measure, the rehabilitated patients.

Keen to experience the joys of Bloodbowl firsthand, the more psychotic of the patients formed the Har Ganeth Mentalists, enlisting Dr. Hotek as their coach.

With Coach Hotek - high above the pitch in his padded cage - knowing that losing means electro-shock (whereas victory means less electro-shock) the Mentalists play to win. What they lack in skill and tactical knowledge, they make up with enthusiasm and a near-suicidal desire to score.

Spurred on by the screaming, cage-rattling crazies of The Asylum, The Mentalists never play for the draw. The fans are a pretty tough crowd - 11 wins and 5 losses has seen an overall +1 on FF. Guys, what do I have to do to please you?

Proud members of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2079">The E.L.F</a>
Season II runners-up (third placed)

<b>Amazons</b> (0/0/1) <b> Chaos</b> (1/0/0) <b>Chaos Dwarfs</b> (1/0/0) <b> Chaos Pact</b> (1/0/0) <b>Dwarfs</b> (2/0/0) <b>Humans</b>(1/0/0) <b>Khemri</b> (1/0/0) <b>Lizardmen</b> (0/0/1)
<b>Lustrian</b> (1/0/0) <b>Necromantic</b> (0/0/1) <b>Norse</b> (1/0/1)<b> Nurgle's Rotters </b> (1/0/0) <b> Ogres </b> (1/0/0) <b>Old World </b> (1/0/0)<b> Orcs </b>(1/1/0) <b>Skaven</b> (0/0/1) <b>Undead</b>(1/0/0) <b>Vampire</b> (0/0/1)

<i>30 skill rolls. 6 stat increases. 1 double.</i>

Most Resplendent Victory - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=882481">5-0</a> vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Specialwurst">Specialwurst's</a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=192579">DasChaosRegiert</a>
Most Humbling Defeat - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=683478">0-4</a> vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Habeli">Habeli's</a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=135008">Noble Ladies and their servants</a>

Stablemates of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=166528">Har Ganeth Psychotics</a> and the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2531">League of Heroic Failure</a> founders, the deeply confused <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=167380">Har Ganeth Dark Elves</a>.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mad Hettie
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   22 3 5 0 4 2 36/51 170k
(198)k
  
2
Inur Ruhem
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   4 2 0 0 1 1 9/16 120k
(138)k
  
3
Joran 'fraidy' Frostar
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   23 5 0 0 0 3 20/31 110k
(125)k
  
4
Wacliccan 'Egg' Ypshin
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Mighty Blow
   6 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 150k
(153)k
  
5
Dr. M. S. Thranst phd.
Lineman
6 4 5 8
+AG, Leap, +ST
   22 17 1 0 1 2 32/51 180k
(198)k
  
6
Jorell Half-breed
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90)k
  
8
Bitesy
Lineman
7 3 4 8
Block, +MA
   20 1 2 0 1 3 24/31 120k
(130)k
  
9
Sneaky Harald
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle
   23 2 3 0 1 1 18/31 110k
(115)k
  
10
Drenoch the paranoid
Lineman
7 3 4 8
+MA
   23 2 1 0 2 0 9/16 100k
(115)k
  
11
Heeb Thistle
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle, Dodge
 n 22 1 2 0 2 4 31/51 130k
(117)k
  
12
Malkus 'Manic' Mandae
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
Dodge, Leap, +AG, Strip Ball
 n 19 4 16 1 2 1 63/76 200k
(175)k
  
13
Beuwith Yoo
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(115)k
  
14
Nurse Hatchet
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step
   10 2 4 0 1 0 16/31 150k
(175)k
  
13 players  
Coach: The_Mighty_Ren Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (15/1/7) |TD Diff:20 (43 - 23) |Cas Diff:-30 (6/7/7 - 21/22/7)
Last Opponent: Doomhammers of Tullkatt
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   2.040k
Chaos Chosen11/0/04.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.00k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/04.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0320k
Chaos Pact22/0/04.0-0.01.0   0.5   0.5-1.0   1.5   0.025k
Dwarf32/0/11.3-0.70.0   0.3   0.3-0.3   0.7   0.050k
Human11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.060k
Lizardmen10/0/12.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   2.0-280k
Lustrian11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.040k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.080k
Norse21/0/11.0-2.00.5   0.0   0.5-1.5   1.5   0.0-65k
Nurgle11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-260k
Ogre11/0/03.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-350k
Old World11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-90k
Orc21/1/01.5-0.50.0   0.5   0.5-1.5   2.5   0.0-60k
Shambling Undead11/0/01.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.00k
Skaven10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   0.0190k
Tomb Kings11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-190k
Vampire10/0/10.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Total2315/1/71.9-1.00.3   0.3   0.3-0.9   1.0   0.3-26k