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A former player of Blood Bowl, and a decent scorer, the backstabbing gobbo known as Scruffy has now taken on the job as manager for the newly formed team "Da 'Ard Knuckles". "Id iz a new experience", he says, "But I fink me haz id in me to get da ladz inta shape an' turn 'em into proper brawlers". Da 'Ard Knuckles, owned and financed by Warboss Barghrogh Dokkrugh, known for the burning and looting of Fort Adler and Gündesburgh, is a team full of spirit and a fistfull of knuckles. "Da ladz are eager", Scruffy says, "Dey gotz loadz o' runnin' in dere boots, an' der gobs are thirsty fer blood. Given time, da boyz could very well turn into sumthin' proper". The original twelve to pull on Da 'Ard Knuckle shirt were soon nicknamed by the fans as "Da Dirty Dozen". With two games played and two losses and 0-4 on the scoreboard, it is clear that Da 'Ard Knuckles have alot to work on during practice. But Scruffy isnt too worried about the situation. "Da ladz 'ave done alright, I fink", he says, "Wez 'ad a great chance to score against da Norscans, 'ad id not been fer our idiot troll ( refering to when Bert the troll slammed Gogg the goblin into the ground instead of tossing him over to a wide open Blitzer ). But deez fings 'appen, itz 'ow it iz in da game". Fan Chants: "Wez got sum 'ard knuckles! Aye, wez got sum 'ard knuckles! An' if yu get close, we'll smash yer nose, Wiv Our 'Ard Knuckles!" "'Ere We Go! 'Ere We Go! 'Ere We Go!" "Knuckles! ( clap clap clap clap ) Knuckles! ( clap clap clap clap ) Knuckles!" "Go on! { clap clap ) Go on! ( clap clap ) Go on our 'Ard Knuckles! An' bash dere brains in! Go on our 'Ard Knuckles! Knuckles!" |
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Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands |
n | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2/6 | 70k
(63)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 80k
(80)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 80k
(80)k |
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| 4 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 5 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(42)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 7 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(25)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 10 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | n, m | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 80k
(0)k |
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| 11 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 100k
(94)k |
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| 12 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 80k
(80)k |
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| 13 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 12 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 3 (0/0/3) | | | TD Diff: | -6 (0 - 6) | | | Cas Diff: | -6 (1/1/0 - 3/4/1) |
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| Last Opponent: Borgut's Face-Eaters | |||||||