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Guild of Assassins
Roster [X] Dark Elf

<b>NIL MORTIFI SINE LVCRE</b>
<i>No Killing without payment </i>


The Guild of Assassins was set up by the Patrician, along with many other guilds (including those concerned with theft, and prostitution) as a sound fiscal measure. By this he managed to keep down the rate of crime (as the licensed guilds regulate those who are not members, usually by 'removing them'), and make a healthy profit for the city into the bargain.

The Guild of Assassins attracts many young men whose fathers want them to have the best education possible, as the Guild considers it essential for an assassin to be well bred and educated. The only drawback to this is that many of them do not pass the course, and only leave the Guild feet first.

The Assassins' Guild has a strict code of conduct. It is considered absolutely unforgivable for an Assassin to kill (or as they refer to it, "inhume") for any reason other than being paid to do so. After an inhumation they must by law always leave a receipt. They must also give the client (they view the victim as the client) a sporting chance.

An Assassin must always act with style. Without style, he's just an expensive thug. They must always dress stylishly in black (which, although not the best colour for being unseen at night is the correct colour for being an Assassin) and must always seem vaguely bored and, if possible, slightly foreign.

The rules of Assassination are so utterly formalised and strict that anyone with a strategic mind, a decent budget, and a firm knowledge of their code can usually avoid death at their hands.


This team have played:
Skaven: 6
Norse: 2
Chaos: 2
Chaos Dwarfs: 1
Dwarfs: 2
Orcs: 4
WoodElf: 2
Vampire: 1
Darkelf:2
Humans: 2
HighElf: 3
Nurgles Rotters: 1
Lizardmen: 2
Elf:1
Amazon: 1
Undead: 2
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Teppic
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   7 2 0 0 2 0 6/16 90k
(90)k
  
2
Lord Robert Selachii
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Tackle, Pass Block
   23 2 13 0 4 2 59/76 180k
(190)k
  
3
Imp y Celyn
Thrower
6 4 4 8
Pass
Safe Throw, +ST
   18 15 1 0 1 1 25/31 160k
(178)k
  
4
Zlorf Flannelfoot
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step
   31 4 11 0 13 1 68/76 190k
(190)k
  
5
Jonathan
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
 m 16 3 1 0 2 2 20/31 110k
(0)k
  
6
Jonathan Teatime
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Sure Hands
   5 8 0 0 0 0 8/16 110k
(115)k
  
7
Thomas
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Guard
   33 5 1 0 2 3 27/31 120k
(123)k
  
8
Susan Sto Helit
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step
   8 3 3 0 3 2 28/31 150k
(175)k
  
9
HEX
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70)k
  
10
Phoony Toothchucker
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block
   33 4 1 0 1 2 19/31 120k
(123)k
  
11
Phil
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   11 4 0 0 2 1 13/16 90k
(90)k
  
12
Lord Havelock Vetinari
Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Leap, Tackle, Diving Tackle
 -ma 30 5 19 0 4 3 85/176 200k
(200)k
  
13
Dr Cruces
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
Guard, +AG, Leap, Dodge, Mighty Blow
   28 3 17 0 2 4 78/176 240k
(238)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: lord_real Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2070k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (19/5/10) |TD Diff:18 (82 - 64) |Cas Diff:-5 (33/18/15 - 30/30/11)
Last Opponent: Oh Really