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Fat Chance
Roster [R] Skaven

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<strong>2506</strong> - Fat Chance is formed out of the ruins of The Jelly Bellies, recruiting mere linerats instead of positionals. Quantity has a quality of its own.
We've tried a Rat Ogre, but the nitwit caused more turnovers then anything else. So then we went without for most of a season, and we got run over. Now a new one is drafted to augment the team's strength value on the field.
Adhering a strict (or as strict as possible) No Niggles policy, we're cycling through Gutter Runners quite rapidly as they age or get hurt. Not to mention the linerats. These guys don't even get a written contract or a training. It's a-good-luck and a-goodbye and get your ass on the Line.

This team is in a constant struggle to keep its Net TDs inversely correlated to its Net Casualties.

<div align=center> >>> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=241047">Meet the Team</a> <<< </div>

<table border="0" align="left" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"><tr><td colspan="2"><strong>Deaths on the Field - In Fond Memory Of</strong></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman1b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813707">Naughty Nick </a><br>The very first match against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=240988">OCologne</a>&nbsp;Orcs results in the very first death in the team. An omen of what is yet to come... </td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman2b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2822663">Tom Noddy</a><br>Died after 3 games, killed by the Orcs of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=237212">Krankdse Grendels</a>. Seems like #9 is the unlucky number, as both Nick and Tom wore it when they bit the dust. </td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman1b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813712">Ratso Rich </a><br>Still completely unskilled &amp; clueless after 6 games on the Line Of Scrimmage, the same orcs that got Tom Noddy, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=237212">Krankdse Grendels</a>, just ran him into the ground.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman3b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813713">Jealous Jimmy </a><br>In our first match lost, we also lost Jimmy. Culprits are the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=240007">Midland Mayhem Maniacs</a>.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman2b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813709">Hitme Hank </a><br>Dark Elves got the best of him, as the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=231698">Night of Swarms</a> blocked him to death while he was innocently standing on the Line of Scrimmage.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/skrunner1b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813704">Fruitcake Freddy</a><br>Star Gutter Runner, skilled in Blocking and Dodging away, and more Agile than a normal Runner got killed by those coldblooded Lizardmen.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/skstorm1b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813701">Big Bert</a><br>The Humans took revenge on Bert for him tackling their offense.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman2b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813708">Banana Bob </a><br>Bob finally passed the Banana after 24 matches on the field. As the kicker of the team, he always stood well back from the LoS, protected by rats in front and on the side. He got hurt quite early in his career, loosing some of his movement and making him not the fastest kid on the block, but now he remains still. Dead still.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman1b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2913694">Eric Evergreen</a><br>Eric was known as Fat Chance's mean streak. Never afraid to take revenge for brutal actions against the rats by introducing the malefactor to his pointy, iron-clad boot. Seems to have made him quite unpopular with the visiting team, though, as he got RIP'ed by Orcs.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman3b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813714">Philly The Finger</a><br>Got killed and raised to join the ranks of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=252848">Hush</a> (undead). Gave his life for the good cause, though, since Fat Chance won that game with 6-2.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman3b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2974866">Banana Billy</a><br>Curse that Banana! No sane rat is willing to take it up again, as now already 2 players have met their maker whilst carrying it on the green. Goes without saying that fruit is bad for your health, breaks your concentration and gets you killed.</td></tr>
<tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/skrunner2b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2978280">Jiffy James</a><br>First match after a long away-from-the-game period, and Jiffy turned out too iffy. Scored a TD and was run into the ground by a Wight in the Necros' return drive. Next!</td></tr>
<tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/skrunner1b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4799696">Little Wee Willy</a><br>Fouled to death in a particularly bloody game against <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=399355">Vampsmall</a> vampires, in a sequence when Fat Chance had only 3 rats left on court while the first half wasn't even over. Conceded the match on Little Wee Willy's death, as the crowd stormed the field. </td></tr></table>
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Barefoot Bobby
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Claw, Tackle
   16 0 0 0 10 0 20/31 140k
(90+50)k
  
3
Olly Ovulo
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Strip Ball, Dauntless, Horns, +MA, Block
   39 19 15 0 9 3 97/176 200k
(80+120)k
  
5
Downunder Longjohns
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block
   7 3 4 0 0 0 15/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
9
Gary Goingdown
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
   23 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Banana Benny
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Big Bill
Rat Ogre
6 5 2 8
Frenzy, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
Guard
   8 0 1 0 5 0 13/16 170k
(150+20)k
  
12
Ritchie Rough
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   14 0 4 0 1 2 24/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
13
Wally Wuff
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Kick
 -ma 33 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
14
Calamity Kevin
Lineman
7 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
15
John Jellyfingers
Lineman
7 4 4 7
+AG, Block, +ST
   31 1 8 0 1 3 42/51 160k
(50+110)k
  
16
Harry Hittheground
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   23 0 3 0 0 2 19/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
11 players  
Coach: AgingRalcoholic Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 1600k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1600k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:59 (36/9/14) |TD Diff:67 (161 - 94) |Cas Diff:-69 (50/26/11 - 89/48/19)
Last Opponent: Wild saplings