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Slorg's Critters was founded with one purpose: Stay alive.

After being unable to keep enough players alive to form any kind of team ranging from Dark Elves to Nords to even Dwarves, Coach Slorg decided to try a new strategy: form a team with players who are fast enough to out-run death!

The coach found what he was looking for in the Skaven. Fast, agile, and not afraid to play dirty now and then! Sure, if they do get blocked, they'll likely be seriously injured or die... so just keep them out of harm's way!

The team has been successful in the short term goal of staying alive, with only one casualty during their first game ever. Their secondary goal of winning a game has eluded them so far, however.

Nonetheless, Coach Slorg is confident that if he can keep his players alive long enough, they'll earn the maturity and skills necessary to be a contender.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(90)k
 
2
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Block
  9 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 100k
(125)k
 
4
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Claw
  8 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 80k
(80)k
 
5
Gutter Runner
9 2 5 7
Dodge
Block, +AG
  9 1 3 0 0 2 20/31 140k
(160)k
 
6
Neb
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
  9 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(75)k
 
7
Jib
Lineman
7 3 3 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
 
8
Joe
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
m 9 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 70k
(0)k
 
9
Guf
Lineman
7 3 3 7   9 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(55)k
 
10
Eck
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
  9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(75)k
 
11
Hul
Lineman
7 3 3 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
 
12
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
  6 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 80k
(90)k
 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Slorg Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (0/0/9) |TD Diff:-18 (6 - 24) |Cas Diff:-24 (2/4/0 - 21/3/6)
Last Opponent: Les MortsVivants