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Retired [R] Shambling Undead

The theme of the team is silly Republican memes: the more bogus or offensive, the better. Let me know if you think of one while we're playing so I can use it on a future player.

Names to Come:
* Trickle Down
* American Exceptionalism
* Deficit? Cut Taxes!
* Darn That Liberal Media
* Reality-Based World
* Clean Coal
* Governor Ultrasound
* Keep Government Out Of Medicare
* Compassionate Conservative
* Traditional Marriage
* Aspirin Is Birth Control
* Saint Ronnie
* Atlas Shrugged
* Teach the Controversy
* Personhood Amendment
* Let Detroit Go Bankrupt
* The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations
* My Cold, Dead Hands

Past Names: Catfood Commission; A Moat, With Alligators; Let Him Die!; Nine-Nine-Nine; Un-American Activities.

Just remember, if I didn't foul you, it would just be enabling you and discouraging you from working harder.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block
  7 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
2
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
3
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block
  7 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
4
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
5
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle
  7 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
10
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
11
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Mighty Blow, Block
  7 1 3 0 5 0 20/ 120k
(70+50)k
 
13
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow
  7 1 2 0 2 0 11/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
14
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Guard
  6 0 1 0 3 1 14/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
15
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard
  5 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 140k
(120+20)k
 
16
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard
  7 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 140k
(120+20)k
 
13 players  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1320k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1320k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:7 (4/3/0) |TD Diff:6 (10 - 4) |Cas Diff:17 (17/8/3 - 8/2/1)
Last Opponent: Chrace Charioteers