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History of No Pain No Grains Sponsored By: Chaos Krispies: THEY'RE G-R-R-REAT! Tired of being the face of their respective products but receiving meager pay, the various mascots of breakfast cereals decided to start a support group to discuss their frustrations. They bonded over their love of 12 essential whole grains, sugary additives, and a well balanced breakfast. But most of all, they bonded over their hatred of the companies that used them. Without their iconic likenesses, the cereals they stood for would never be given a second look in an age of health conscious parents and a market that was growing ever competitive. That's when Tony had a G-R-R-REAT! idea - to start a Bloodbowl team and take out their pent up rage on the pitch. With this, the players formed an unholy alliance of Kellogs, Quaker and General Mills known as No Pain No Grains. They crushed their way through the amateur leagues powered by a nutritious breakfast, and as they grew stronger they sought out stronger opponents. So it seems the stars had aligned when the commissioner for the FACFumbbl league came to them with an offer of riches for joining his league. Hopefully the leagues other teams are prepared for the fight of their lives, otherwise No Pain No Grains will be eating them for breakfast.
Put in a joke about nobody important being dead yet, and then link to the past players page for those that weren't important enough to list. Number one star - Bomber Dribblesnot. His excellent play during the No Pain No Gains match against FACelebrity A-Lizters earned him an honourable spot on the team. He is currently in contract negotiations for getting his own cereal brand, Sugar Bombs. Put in amusing anecdote about the team not having accomplished much. Afterwards replace with season stats. Ranked and Box teams "seasons" are the four quarters of the year derived by the Majors. In here goes a story about the team not having any trophies or nick-nacks yet |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Minotaur
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4 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal Guard, Juggernaut |
-ma | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 18/31 | 190k
(150+40)k |
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2 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Block, Guard |
  | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 19/31 | 190k
(140+50)k |
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3 |
Renegade Dark Elf Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Animosity |
  | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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4 |
Renegade Human Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dodge |
n | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15/16 | 80k
(50+30)k |
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5 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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6 |
Renegade Human Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow |
  | 12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 18/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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7 |
Renegade Human Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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8 |
Renegade Human Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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10 |
Renegade Skaven Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Animosity Block |
  | 12 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 15/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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11 |
Renegade Human Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | +AG, Block |
  | 11 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 18/31 | 110k
(50+60)k |
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12 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8/16 | 130k
(110+20)k |
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13 |
Renegade Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Block |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/16 | 70k
(40+30)k |
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12 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 12 (4/2/6) | | | TD Diff: | -2 (12 - 14) | | | Cas Diff: | 13 (19/8/3 - 9/8/0) |
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Last Opponent: Meme Machines |