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Onion Time VII
Skills Pending [L] Hedge Folk 7s

In their team colours of pale brown and reddish-purple, the hedge folk of Onion Time VII certainly know their onions. They've been growing them for years. Fed up of fruitlessly (but vegetable-fully) manning the concession stands at Reikland Reavers games trying to flog caramelized onions onna stick to violent, drunken Ogres looking for a punchup, the Old Faith practitioners among them took up the sport themselves to try and prove to the Empire at large that those of the old ways could put up a sterling fight against the big boys.

They can't, of course, that should be bloody obvious, but that hasn't stopped them yet.

Still, they entered the Altdorf Dockers Cup and have had startling success so far, with members of the Hooks cheering them on as the hedge folk scrambled the delicate psyche of a giant crocodile and brutalized several beggars. Two of them aren't coming back, as magical apprentice Tropea took a bite out of captain Vidalia's Special Reserve Onions and pummelled the poor unfortunates into something similar to taramasalata. It's amazing that the ref allowed performance-enhancing alliums on the field at all, but apparently his eyes started watering when he tried to do the contraband check for some inexplicable reason.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Vidalia
Hedge Wise
7 3 4+ - 7+
Leader
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
2
Granex
Hedge Master
7 3 3+ - 7+
Hypnotic Gaze
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
3
Silpa
Hedge Master
7 3 3+ - 7+
Hypnotic Gaze
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
4
Figueres
Hedge Illusionist
6 3 3+ - 7+
Foul Appearance
   1 0 0 0 2 0 9/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
5
Tropea
Apprentice
6 3 3+ - 7+   1 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Sierra Blanca
Apprentice
6 3 3+ - 7+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Walla Walla
Apprentice
6 3 3+ - 7+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Gulabi Eerulli
Apprentice
6 3 3+ - 7+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Turda
Apprentice
6 3 3+ - 7+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9 players
Coach: Rocket3 Re-Rolls (2000k): 0  
Race: Hedge Folk 7s Dedicated Fans: 1  
Current Team Value: 510k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 510k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (1/0/0) |TD Diff:1 (1 - 0) |Cas Diff:5 (3/0/2 - 0/0/0)
Last Opponent: Free hugs for money