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2010

2010-02-04 15:41:12
rating 3.2

2009

2009-12-24 14:11:08
rating 3.7

2008

2008-12-24 14:24:31
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2008-11-13 14:13:44
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2008-10-30 01:27:49
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2008-07-03 01:54:20
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2008-06-26 03:39:52
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2008-05-24 09:43:31
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2008-04-01 15:00:43
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2008-01-30 16:45:55
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2007

2007-12-31 17:21:26
rating 2.7
2008-07-03 01:54:20
37 votes, rating 3.7
Flings ftw
This report proves it and gives reason and hints in an easy to read manual called "How to clear a pitch" for new upcoming coaches, who didnt faced this quite historical moment yet.

Its all about:
- Get a half destructed team - no prob for flings.
- Foul in every turn you can foul - no prob, cause your fling.
- Ignore the ball - hmmm, piece of cake, yummy...
- Ignore the ball even more, cause its raining - HA, hell nuffle: Its okay, i wont even try to pick it up.
- Get the Chef ready, its lunchtime baby.
- Do a little Picnic in 2nd half, cause game is over already. You might better call it "Sit-in" or rather "Sit-on" and rest your tired bones.

Alternativly you can make a fling team, too. It happens automatically and your players know, what they have to do.

Oh well... did I told ya yet, that i <3 flings, dear beloved reader?
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