https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=11845269
Forged in the fires of battle with both the Dorf and Chorf menace alike, Helmet has been surrounded by assholes his entire career. With notch number 7 added to the Wall of Pain his Schwartz has risen to extraordinary length, but now he's had his coffee, he's ready to watch radar and will continue to come charging at your players with ludicrous speed.
Congrats Helmet, may the Schwartz be with you always!