Hey Fumbblers, I need your help.

I'm looking for some artwork to pimp the birthday present for a friend of mine. She's not been the luckiest one in love affairs and we are giving her practice hours with arrow and bow as our present. The story to the present might be something like: If this drunk barsterd Amor doesn't know his job, learn to shoot your own arrows!
What I need now is some artwork of a drunk, maybe beat up Amor (you know, I'm speaking of this fat angel-type baby), lying around in his own wommit or something like that.
Sadly, I'm not half as artisticly gifted as I'm creative. A google search hasn't helped yet, too... and time is running out, it is needed til saturday. But I have this wonderful community of fumbblists in retainer. I hope you can help me out.

To give something back to the community, I'll make a contest out of it:
Every artwork that will be sent to me via PM or is linked in the comments will be honoured by me with $5 for fumbbl developement.

The contest will run until saturday, 28th 13:00 fumbbl server time. Not much time, I know, but maybe some real artists are among us who can handle the pressure for a good cause.

Thanks in advance.

FRSHMN Troy