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Gnoblar
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2021

2021-07-04 02:47:04
rating 2.4
2021-01-26 17:06:47
rating 5.9

2020

2020-09-04 00:20:04
rating 5.9
2020-08-28 19:34:37
rating 5.5
2020-04-12 22:09:06
rating 3.4
2020-03-30 14:12:14
rating 5.4
2020-03-29 17:15:51
rating 6
2020-03-28 18:07:48
rating 5.8
2020-02-22 13:18:50
rating 5.8

2019

2019-11-28 04:30:00
rating 6
2019-08-07 18:32:48
rating 6
2019-06-05 01:22:15
rating 5.2
2019-02-26 19:05:35
rating 5.5

2018

2018-11-25 23:58:13
rating 4.7
2018-09-27 05:04:56
rating 4.3
2018-01-19 04:36:23
rating 5.8
2020-04-12 22:09:06
18 votes, rating 3.4
First Runt Punter Legend
Today Ulga Thickthighs of the Smashmouth Allstarz was honoured in becoming the first ever Runt Punter to be welcomed into the Hall of Legends. The fast moving Ogress has quickly become the hallmark of the Allstarz offence and a sweeper on defence. She has scored 51 touchdowns which makes her the highest scorer in Ogre ranked history!

Her rise to stardom has come under the guidance of the Allstarz gnoblar coach who dreamt of the possibilities punting gnoblars instead of throwing them could provide. After try outs he discovered Ulga and her powerful thighs provided exactly what he needed. This lead to her being hired and the creation of the famed Allstar play, the 'Runt Shunt'.

Runt Punter then became a dedicated position in the team which Ulga quickly made her own. Leading from the rear and organising the drooling lads in front she has lead to a sensational run for the Allstarz in the Throne of Blood and they currently occupy the top spot.

The sheer quality she has brought to the team has proved an inspiration to other Ogre coaches and now Runt Punters are a staple of Ogre Blood Bowl and those without dedicated punters are now making the switch in the build up to the Grotty Little Tournament but for now Ulga is the only legend and the torch bearer for the Runt Punter positional.
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Posted by DrClaes on 2020-04-12 22:13:17
Oooooh yeah, block for the final skill. Appropriate.
Posted by Subs on 2020-04-12 23:04:38
Cherry picking at his best imo but a really nice legend too! :P
Posted by reroll_LGC on 2020-04-13 02:52:18
Wow, good work :)

Does she ever actually punt a runt?
Posted by Gnoblar on 2020-04-13 02:53:39
On occasional one turn attempts yes, but it's quite rare with her being our ball runner haha
Posted by garyt1 on 2020-04-13 03:14:11
What a win rate. As subs alludes to are you a cherry picking maestro?
Impressive Punter still.
Posted by Gnoblar on 2020-04-13 03:21:29
In it's early days it was used for me to practice Ogres versus other stunties for a Table Top Stunty Cup which has skewed it somewhat but we've also been on good form recently, no bonehead reroll fails on the final turn with the ball in hand!

We do tend to avoid claw spam teams even though we still get killed at an insane rate for some reason but I mean we have played Angry Newscasters so I do enjoy a certain degree of danger XD
Posted by ArrestedDevelopment on 2020-04-13 04:05:02
What people are commenting on isn't just the races you play vs, or the the avoidance of claw. But your unerring ability to very rarely play competent coaches in R. Whether this is by choice, because they won't play you either, or won't play vs your (semi-)stunty races, it takes away from any achievement for plenty when it's achieved vs coaches they'd expect you to not just beat, but farm spp vs. Even as ogres.
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2020-04-13 09:58:24
Lotsa peeple, inkludin myself, wont play against 6 mitey blows in wun teem so itz ardley pikkin if no wun sane, inkludin meself, woant play yer.

Beggarz karnt be choozerz or fed ter yer squigz.

On der ovva and kall me wen yew get a Gnoblar legend an den i will be impressed, not fer a St 6 Av 9 ogre.

Anyway stay in yer kaves an eet soop.