OK, now it is done. I am finally a father. My son was born July the 13th, incidentally on my wife's birthday. He weighed 4010 grams and was 54 cm long. The birth was the worst thing I have ever done, and then I was only along for the ride, I can't even imagine how hard it must have been on my wife. She was in labour for 30 hours, the last 5 and a half she was fully dialated and pushed and cried from pain all the time. Finally it took 2 doctors and 3 nurses trying to push and pull the baby out. Finally they took the decision and my son was born by caesarian, so my wife hade the fortune to get all the drawbacks by a normal birth, and the drawbacks from a caesarian. But now everyone is fine, and me and the mrs are proud as peacocks. Oh, and if you wonder, his name is Moses Ohlsson, Moses Nils Martin Ohlsson, the cutest and most pewrfect baby boy there ever was. And that is completely objective.