Another jaw-dropping tale of Ampleshade Fruitgusher.

The legendary ent receiver received the opening kick off. Fakes right, confusing the trolls, then scampers down the left sideline all the way to the endzone.

2nd Half. After Kara Mells, doing her best ent impression by taking out 3 goblins on 6 blocks, and the referee banning 3 secret weapons, the goblins were outnumbered. The goblins retreated in fear towards their own goal-line.

A wizard from the Extra-Sensory Perceptiion Network, had placed a long-shot bet on today's game. With dollar signs in his eyes, he cast a lightning bolt at the goblin ball carrier. Chi Z. Poofs rushed downfield, and with his sticky orange gloves, scooped up the loose ball.

Meanwhile, Ampleshade burst downfield shoutin for the ball. Chi obliged. After a futile struggle by the goblins, Ampleshade took the hand off and trumbled in for his 2nd TD of the game. In the process making a multi-millionaire out of an overjoyed ESPN wizard.

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