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2009-11-02 13:22:39
49 votes, rating 4.8
49 votes, rating 4.8
HOW MANY FORUM USERS DOES IT TAKE TO REPLACE A LIGHTBULB ?
HOW MANY FORUM USERS DOES IT TAKE TO REPLACE A LIGHTBULB ?
- 1 to change the bulb
- 1 to post and announce that the bulb was changed
- 14 to share similar experiences and to show new ways to change lightbulbs
- 7 to warn of dangers arising from changing lightbulbs
- 27 to correct grammatical errors that appeared in posts about changing lightbulbs
- 53 to make fun of those who corrected the grammar mistakes
- 2 professionals to specify that the term is incorrect, it should be called a "lamp"
- 15 who allegedly worked in the field and the word "lightbulb" is as correct as "lamp"
- 109 who say that the forum is not about lightbulbs and the discussion should be moved to a forum about lightbulbs
- 111 who say that as long as all use lightbulbs, the discussion is useful on the forum
- 306 to discuss which are the best ways to change the lightbulbs, which are best, where you can buy and how much they cost.
- 27 to post links to sites where they can see various models of lightbulbs
- 14 to say that the links are incorrect and post the correct ones
- 33 to quote what was posted up in the thread and answer each one with "ME TOO"
- 6 to correct users and push them to use the forum search function
- 12 to post to the forum they finally quit because of divergences on the subject about lightbulbs
- 143 to say "search on Google first and if you can not find anything about lightbulbs then ask on the forum"
- 16 posts where two members discuss something totally different than the subject at hand
- 24 posts that are indications to use private messaging or e-mail
- 1 moderator to warn that if this does not stop he will close the topic
- 1 new member of the Forum responds 6 months after the last post and all starts again from the beginning
- 1 to change the bulb
- 1 to post and announce that the bulb was changed
- 14 to share similar experiences and to show new ways to change lightbulbs
- 7 to warn of dangers arising from changing lightbulbs
- 27 to correct grammatical errors that appeared in posts about changing lightbulbs
- 53 to make fun of those who corrected the grammar mistakes
- 2 professionals to specify that the term is incorrect, it should be called a "lamp"
- 15 who allegedly worked in the field and the word "lightbulb" is as correct as "lamp"
- 109 who say that the forum is not about lightbulbs and the discussion should be moved to a forum about lightbulbs
- 111 who say that as long as all use lightbulbs, the discussion is useful on the forum
- 306 to discuss which are the best ways to change the lightbulbs, which are best, where you can buy and how much they cost.
- 27 to post links to sites where they can see various models of lightbulbs
- 14 to say that the links are incorrect and post the correct ones
- 33 to quote what was posted up in the thread and answer each one with "ME TOO"
- 6 to correct users and push them to use the forum search function
- 12 to post to the forum they finally quit because of divergences on the subject about lightbulbs
- 143 to say "search on Google first and if you can not find anything about lightbulbs then ask on the forum"
- 16 posts where two members discuss something totally different than the subject at hand
- 24 posts that are indications to use private messaging or e-mail
- 1 moderator to warn that if this does not stop he will close the topic
- 1 new member of the Forum responds 6 months after the last post and all starts again from the beginning
Comments
Posted by Bill_Vestergaard on 2009-11-02 13:27:54
you need to add up the numbers. I'm too lazy to do it myself :D else I still don't know how many forum users that is needed to repace a lightbulb :D
Posted by freak_in_a_frock on 2009-11-02 13:42:33
You forgot '4 telling you where you can get a free PS3 from', and '2 asking if you are happy with your penis size'.
Posted by Wreckage on 2009-11-02 14:01:59
...are posts persons too?
Posted by PurpleChest on 2009-11-02 15:17:08
sure at leats 5 saying that the subjct of lighhtbulb changing has been argued about before , and definitvely resolved, without posting links to prior threads.
Posted by Synn on 2009-11-02 17:18:54
You win 1000 internets sir!
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Posted by DeMoorck on 2009-11-02 19:32:32
Huzzahs are due. Good show, sir.
Posted by Wreckage on 2009-11-02 22:55:35
I still have the same problem like Freak In a Frock. How many people were it in the end?
Posted by Deej84 on 2009-11-02 23:12:10
I don't think the answer matters. It's just showing what usually happens in any forum as I'm sure you all know. Off topic bull **** that starts with one stupid post.
Posted by DonTomaso on 2009-11-02 23:45:23
How many will think that the lightbulb is fake?
Posted by Deathmoore on 2009-11-02 23:57:51
There's the 10 people who will recognize that the lightbulb has been changed, but complain that the new bulb is worse than the old one.
What about the 5 trolls and the 375 posts that feed them, along with the 20 people who quote the moderator's warning and then complain that the moderator did not adress the main concerns in the thread?
At least 3 to argue that lightbulbs are stupid, and that we should all use candles instead, restarting the postcounts yet again!
Oh, and 1 to complain that matches cause forest fires, because one of the inevitable candle experts uses matches to light his/her candles.
What about the 5 trolls and the 375 posts that feed them, along with the 20 people who quote the moderator's warning and then complain that the moderator did not adress the main concerns in the thread?
At least 3 to argue that lightbulbs are stupid, and that we should all use candles instead, restarting the postcounts yet again!
Oh, and 1 to complain that matches cause forest fires, because one of the inevitable candle experts uses matches to light his/her candles.
Posted by paulhicks on 2009-11-03 00:08:58
Did i miss something or are we missing "124 to call each other 'lightbulb noobs'", "56 to tell everyone else to 'read the lightbulb manual'" and finaly: "1 smartarse to point out you missed some options" ;P
Posted by JoeKano on 2009-11-03 01:40:59
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