No, no you tard.

Personally I think they should force the Queen to manage the England football team. Think of all the advantages:
1 - It would be funny
2 - She would be no worse, possibly better than the alternatives
3 - If (WHEN) we lose we could point to our coach and say "Look, does your team have such a noble herritage, do you put tradition before winning? I call you a poor winner/cheater" Who wouldn't want to say that to those foreign teams that win all the time?
4 - We ought to be getting more of our moneys worth out of the Queen. I'm sure she has time. This would save a big amount of money that could be used to reduce ticket prices for England fans.
5 - If we win we will so get to rub it into everyone elses faces.
6 - It will give footie fans all over the country a new thing to complain about.
7 - Maybe it will stop some England fans from breaking other people if England lose. It should help them to expect the worst.
8 - The isnt a single downside.

Now call yourself a patriot and join my march on the FA demanding the Queen.