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blader4411
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2014

2014-05-10 20:56:00
rating 4
2014-03-03 23:57:16
rating 2.1

2013

2013-08-07 17:27:07
rating 3.1
2013-08-06 22:14:43
rating 3.4
2013-08-06 02:50:04
rating 2
2013-07-06 20:51:44
rating 3.5
2013-04-06 17:29:50
rating 2.4
2013-04-02 17:48:31
rating 1.9
2013-04-01 19:40:45
rating 1.8
2013-03-31 22:49:05
rating 4.6
2013-03-31 15:41:20
rating 1.9
2013-03-30 14:31:51
rating 1.9
2013-03-27 23:23:44
rating 4
2013-03-27 15:18:50
rating 2.3
2013-03-25 14:11:58
rating 1.3
2013-03-06 20:14:35
rating 2.2
2013-02-26 23:11:59
rating 1.4
2013-02-24 22:43:13
rating 2.3

2012

2012-12-31 17:02:38
rating 1
2012-12-30 12:10:56
rating 1.8
2012-12-22 19:17:08
rating 3.4
2012-12-17 23:56:11
rating 2.4
2012-11-09 21:02:05
rating 2
2012-08-04 15:50:58
rating 1.1
2012-07-31 00:10:18
rating 1.9
2012-07-27 21:08:54
rating 1.8
2012-07-22 14:02:59
rating 3.2
2012-07-09 22:57:42
rating 3.4
2012-07-07 20:41:23
rating 1.9
2012-07-04 16:58:39
rating 2.9
2012-05-17 22:08:05
rating 3.3
2012-04-22 18:43:28
rating 2.1
2012-04-04 21:17:29
rating 1.1
2012-02-25 21:49:33
rating 1.8
2012-01-03 23:08:44
rating 2.7

2011

2011-12-30 20:54:52
rating 2.3
2011-12-01 22:11:57
rating 3.4
2011-10-19 13:45:53
rating 5.4
2011-10-15 22:50:44
rating 3.9
2011-10-05 21:37:55
rating 4.4
2011-10-01 19:10:10
rating 2.2
2011-08-28 12:09:09
rating 3.2

2010

2010-03-03 17:33:47
rating 4.3
2011-12-01 22:11:57
42 votes, rating 3.4
Equestrian Min-Maxers Retired
Almost two months ago, a friend of mine in real-life gave me a dare. He dared me to play 100 games of FUMBBL with a Chaos Pact team that consisted of not a single big guy. I accepted, and that day the Equestrian Min-Maxers were born, on an auspicious 10th of October.

It has been a rollercoaster of a ride, with memorable moments including a 4 turn pitch clear, getting hate-mail from sore losers, getting Calcium as a fan, and many others besides. But after a recent mangling at 103 games, the team resembles a Rookie one again, with only 1 ClawPOMBer, a ballhandler and a Block/MB Marauder.

Now, I could rebuild the team back into their former glory, but I asked myself: why? I had achieved the goals of hitting 100 games with a winning record, with positives in both TDs and CAS. I had acquired almost 3 million in the bank and retired no less than 7 teams.

But I’d learned already how to play them, and rebuilding would offer only more of the same. So today, one hated team in the Blackbox has departed. I think it’s time for me to use my Wood Elves more often.

See you on the pitch,

-Blader
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Comments
Posted by Rabe on 2011-12-01 22:37:06
Me likes it. :-)
Posted by pythrr on 2011-12-01 22:47:49
no big guy pact is cheese.

easy to win.

still, fun story.
Posted by TheDarkFlame on 2011-12-01 22:48:30
I'm not sure whether to vote this up or down.
Posted by Aflo on 2011-12-01 23:52:47
Haha, gotta say I'm equally confused.

'Hey get this: I *dare* you to take a dwarf team to a tournament WITHOUT a deathroller!!'
Posted by thedemon on 2011-12-02 01:15:24
Boohoo. Try that with zombies only ;)
Posted by gjopie on 2011-12-02 01:30:43
Good riddance. Bloody horrible team.

Not a bad coach though - looking forward to playing you with a proper team.

Posted by BillBrasky on 2011-12-02 06:46:10
New Challenge:

I. Play woodies in the box.
II. All players must take these skills on doubles:
A. MB
B. Piling
III. Have a positive Cas ratio after 100 Games.

Posted by Emeric on 2011-12-02 09:09:34
Rated 6 because you'll play woodies afterwards :)

I played 3 times equestrian min-maxers (with rats and HE), won one, tied two. Proud of having made your challenge a bit more difficult :)

... cas diff was -8, as a side effect.
Posted by Calthor on 2011-12-02 10:31:42
I dunno, you could have just put the team on storage... No need to retire it, that's so rigorous!
Posted by Calcium on 2011-12-02 18:05:09
Enjoy the retirement!

Posted by Jasfmpgh on 2011-12-02 23:37:16
The theme song for this team should have been "Kill your rookies."
Posted by PurpleChest on 2011-12-03 12:03:12
yeah, every time i act like an arse i make a story up to justify why too.

I often use the 'a mate bet me'. It is better, usually, to name the mate, and possibly even the bet, or the drunked circumstances. But sparse and hinting can work too.

Of course it all falls apart when it turns out you are still an arse afterwards. the point of the excuse is to use it to change, i wonder if change will stick.