Oi, listen up, folks, 'cause Oggy-Boggy's got a tale that'll make your ears curl like a gnome's beard! You see, there's been whispers—nay, rumors swirling around the Blood Bowl scene. Word on the cobblestone is that Griff Oberwald ain't just scoring touchdowns—he's been caught in a scandalous affair with none other than Micheline Tendresse, the Ravenous Ogress herself!

Now, I'm not one to gossip, but when you see those two whispering in the shadows, heads close enough to share a pie, you start to wonder. They say Micheline's appetite knows no bounds, and Griff? Well, he's got a reputation for getting into places he shouldn't be. Put two and two together, and you've got a recipe for scandal that'd make even a daemon blush!

I've seen 'em, you know. Micheline giving Griff that hungry look, Griff batting his eyelashes like a dandy in a tavern brawl. It's enough to make you lose your lunch faster than a goblin on a roller coaster. Blood Bowl's supposed to be about honor and glory, not sneaking around like a pair of love-struck goblins!

So mark my words, friends: keep your eyes peeled when Micheline and Griff take the field together. There's more going on than meets the eye, and it's enough to turn the stomach of even the heartiest halfling.

For a lunch that you won't be able to lose, come to the Gourmet Hearth this thursday at 5. Half-off on our special "OGRE-SIZED" Cheeseburgers.

Oggy-Boggy, head chef at the Gourmet Hearth and owner of the Culinaryton Hamfists