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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2006-09-09 23:08:40
40k
0/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
1
-
1
8
-
1
8
34
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
-
-
1
8
-
-
28
82
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“'Note ta self: Nex' time Varik takes tha whole team out fer "a beer or two...score", MAKE DAMN SURE THERE AIN'T NO GAME NEX' DAY.'
---Hulgar Hammerhand, hungover Team Captain.
'How I did it? Got no idea. I jus' remember havin' the grandmother of all headaches, an' suddenly th' ball was right there in front o' me...an', well, I figgered "What tha hell, it cannae get worse, cannit?" an' I went fer it.'
---Hrolf Thunderhorn, Longbeard and sole scorer of the match.
'What I got tha MVP award fer? Lad, I was tha one who held back Garrek after he got his beard torn off fer long enough to let tha apo glue it back on.'
---Furim Rocksmiter, uncharacteristically levelheaded Troll Slayer.
'If ye won't be mentionin' tha word "Beard" in any way, I won't be rippin' off yer head and shittin' down tha hole. Deal?'
---Garrek Ironforge.
'Well, there's a thing...Varik and I, we figgered that we might try spikin' da drinks of da Pandas with some dwarven firewater tha day before tha match. Only we got tha batches o' booze mixed up...turned out dwarf ale knocked 'em out easily enough with no brandy innit, but it also played merry hell with our own lads. Ah, well. 'Least we had fun.'
---Magni Coppereye, Longbeard and accomplished prankster.”
---Hulgar Hammerhand, hungover Team Captain.
'How I did it? Got no idea. I jus' remember havin' the grandmother of all headaches, an' suddenly th' ball was right there in front o' me...an', well, I figgered "What tha hell, it cannae get worse, cannit?" an' I went fer it.'
---Hrolf Thunderhorn, Longbeard and sole scorer of the match.
'What I got tha MVP award fer? Lad, I was tha one who held back Garrek after he got his beard torn off fer long enough to let tha apo glue it back on.'
---Furim Rocksmiter, uncharacteristically levelheaded Troll Slayer.
'If ye won't be mentionin' tha word "Beard" in any way, I won't be rippin' off yer head and shittin' down tha hole. Deal?'
---Garrek Ironforge.
'Well, there's a thing...Varik and I, we figgered that we might try spikin' da drinks of da Pandas with some dwarven firewater tha day before tha match. Only we got tha batches o' booze mixed up...turned out dwarf ale knocked 'em out easily enough with no brandy innit, but it also played merry hell with our own lads. Ah, well. 'Least we had fun.'
---Magni Coppereye, Longbeard and accomplished prankster.”
--- Jing Jing, Fighting Panda Thrower
"I'm the Most Valuable Player? Funny. I expected them to give the award to Chen Tzu. The way he stumbled past two dwarves in a drunken stupor, yet still made the dodges, blitzed Hulgar to steal the ball away from him and then fell over pretty much without outside influence was very entertaining, I thought. Definitely a case where all the beers of last night were showing. I'm nominating Chen Tzu for the Most Comical Player award I just made up. He shouldn't go out of this match with empty hands, he was too good."
---Xin Xin
"What do you mean I ripped that dwarves beard right off? I didn't! No, really, I don't know what you're talking about or why you keep asking me about it WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING I RIPPED GARREKS BEARD OFF SHUT UP SHUT UP. Dwarves don't take that kind of stuff lightly, so I'd rather he and you and I and we all together just forget about it. STOP THE QUESTIONS! STOP MENTIONING IT! We're playing the Hammerhands again next season and I'd prefer Garrek didn't remember my face then."
---- Shuan Shuan, Fighting Panda Linesman”