“"It's the curse of the Bambooni. It's destroying our team. You thought last season was bad? You thought it was a miracle that we pulled through after those games against the dwarfs and the orcs? This season is shaping up to be even worse, and that's after just one single game. It will be a miracle if we survive the mummies and the orcs and the dwarfs and then even more orcs. The curse is gonna break us. We tried what we could to stop the Headbashers but what can you do when three of your best players had to be rushed to the hospital after barely a quarter of the game and another four lie knocked out on the stretcher? What can you do?"
--- Tai Shan, Fighting Panda Blitzer

"Ei Mei, Xi Hua and Chen Tzu won't play any more games for the Pandas. Today we lost three men in one game, and we lost so many more in the games before. I can't explain why I am still alive. I wear less armor than any of my teammates, and yet Bamboo Ninja, Tian Tian, Su Lin, Gao Gao, they are dead, and I am alive. I don't know why. One of the orcs almost killed Chen Tzu. The docs managed to save his life, but the orcs... they simply hit Chen Tzu again as soon as he was back up and smashed his leg. I scored the equalizer but it doesn't make up for our losses. My teammates don't need me for scoring only. I need to fight, too, fight right besides them. I need to hit stuff. I need to kill things. KILL! For CHEN TZU! KILL KILL KIIIIILLLL!!!"
--- Po, Fighting Panda Catcher”