“At the start of the game, Madslash was seen chomping down on Binky's endorphine gland. As a result, he was buzzing like a hummingbird on crack for the entire match.

The game itself was a close fought affair. Several times the Engine were close to scoring, only to have the Cods of Chaos (similar to the gods, but more pisciney) throw a spanner in the works, with Moonie slipping on an invisible imaginary banana peel mere meters from the end zone, and also having his gloves greased with butter when attempting to catch the ball.

Still, a high work rate all around resulted in some casualties, a welcome sight after the dissapointing bloodshed of the past few games. While the Engine lost, they definitely left the Yaks knowing they'd been kissed.”